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the model Hazzard County model train set from the Dukes Of Hazzard collection. When she opened it and the radiation hit her, she realized her mistake. Guam was quarantined & Kemp
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-ed my Thesaurus and struck him about the head, but again the story changed tenses. Capt. Joseki threw a blinking space orange at Lt. Shoeglue, causing the ship to careen toward
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in love the way a debutante might dabble in art," Quayfagbhay would say vaguely. I could tell by his blush that he had loved Hungry, though that love had not be requited. Then one
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I realized I had to get help. I needed help to break my crack habit. Let’s face it, seeing giant owls flying inside your atomic apartment buried 2 miles beneath the Earth’s surface
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He had saved up all his paper route money, and, along with 40 S&H green stamp books, he finally purchased his dream bicycle: The Schwinn Panther, custom painted black and chrome.
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As supreme leader, I make the rules of process, and I say that everything true is false. I argue that facts are not facts until I say they are facts. Disobey me & die. Questions?
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middle schoolers went into the basement, and nine zombies, one Armenian-speaking janitor, and a twenty-year-old Russian, hooker/spy came out. The curse from the evil Necronomicon
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is some sort of shrew, and undeserving of Minnie's attention. I don't know what she sees in him. Okay, he gives her a flower every now and then, but I would wrap her in the finest
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She was chagrined that she finally had the energy to get something done but was laid up in bed with the flu instead. As she struggled to breathe she thought about that boy who got
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The picture of her tumor that she wore on a necklace was starting to curl. It detracted from her professional demeanor. She would be damned if she did anything about it. As keynote
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He had turned the corner, although he didn’t yet know it. Having given up the night before he failed to notice the yellow man was back. He might have taken a different tact if he
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His outline in the dark kept drifting from a pencil drawing to the debris under a future foot. Time was the essence that he lacked. The scribbles from his father told him nothing.
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It was 3:14 AM when he woke thinking about a real egg. He sat on the edge of the bed in the dark while his ideas concerning real eggs alternated from surreal to funereal and back.
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As Frenlisher approached the artifact he had to remind himself that in this scenario he was the space alien. He assumed the artifact was a vehicle and that there were living beings
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on their heads and showing off for Mrs. Lem, who looked away, unimpressed. "Why don't you gentlemen, police and Charlie Sheens all go jump off a cliff," she suggested. With that
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cat and agreed with me. "Indeed this cat does have Rabelaisian qualities," Angela told me, "It just told me a baudy joke. Oh get up, Jan. It wasn't that bad." But Jan had fainted
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-ifiably shit. Don’t laugh! I’m serious. It’s shit. Actual shit. Not only is she a 66-year-old bad baker/cook with a lisp; She‘s blind, too. She mistook manure for cake flour.
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the longest legs in the world! The opposition will never suspect a thing, as I kick them off this planet. Once they'll see me with my surgically modified legs,
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me, the magnificent Arthurn "God" Farham, this smiley face represents my beauty, the face of mankind!" He proceeded to draw more smiley faces.
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revealed to me that Pinky, lucielucie, and buddyboy11, and a few others staged an intervention for StigMartyr over his Civil War reenactments folds. "He doesn't have any." somesuch