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once in their After Life Reports. You'll see White Light, Long tunnel of spinning souls, St. Peter, St. Peter with his peter hanging out, St. Peter petered out. Not once, nausea.
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I mean, for years, I bristled under all the unfunny jokes. "Hey, the ocean called. They want their 5 foot narwhal horn back." Who's laughing at me now? I feel vindicated. Sadly, my
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When I tell you that I pulled it out of my... Just know that I pulled it out of somewhere. Be glad that I had it in there to pull out. That should be the real take away from this.
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The best approximation we've been able to come up with is: In the absence of any one or more but no less than zero, perfectly spherical chickens of denomination double blind free
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Burn Burn was just informed that he has a walk. "A walk?" Yes, he has a walk. It only comes out when he is wasted though. There are slight variations depending on how he got wasted
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The on spec price for this starts north of $300,000, minimum. They are asking you for a meeting to discuss it. As the original writer you can get a lot more than that. 3rd Grade is
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Upping the ante like that was to weed out the small fish. This table was for the whales. The day players skulked away, knowing that they had been priced off the table. Steve TV was
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As a former Director of the Bureau of Weights & Measures, Lionel Jefferson was a perfect fit on the board of any Moderately Successful Midsized Running Commercial Concern. He had
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How they always missed parting their hair at the 3.421,131th follicle from the top of the left ear was beyond me. That is why they always looked like Alfalfa&Buckwheat's lovechild.
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Sven O'Shannasey was of the opinion that his opinion mattered. He held one about almost everything. Some things were lucky if he only had one opinion for them. Others, in the same
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There is no quenching the Thirst for Knowledge. As it has been said by the Learned Men of Cumberland Avenue East, "It do be like that sometimes." Still, one wants to believe in a
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Whore, with a heart of gold. That the mafia, the GOAT terrorists, and the Mild Mannered Librarians of Haskell County all wanted for their own perverted reasons. Watch Whore quench
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Then there was that time that I was a bell hop/international man of mystery/idiot savant/organ donor/grandmother's organ/it was a Hammond B3/volunteer firefighter benefit crasher/
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Go on, for a lark. I'm serious. Do it. You would have done it if she had asked you. Oh, you know who she is. I don't know what kind of clue I could give you about a red headed girl
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A collective of entities you have kind of given probationary acknowledgement that they might be a thing depending on pending fact finding missions to the world's casinos I might go
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The thing with Time, if you are Time, is that you get lots of time to think about Time, yourself, and how limited a resource you are. Then Time, you, start to question whether they
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As we all know, volcanoes can easily be appeased by the insertion of a virgin. Maidens preferably. Or, as is often times forgotten, by giving the volcano a tiki necklace. Seems sim
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I could hear the tactically placed tiny volcanoes beneath the floor of my house. They were eager to erupt. They were well trained. They held their magma. Time for negotiations.
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A McPherson Case is a case that is argued correctly but then loses because of the Court of Public Opinion. Those get weeded out long before they get this far. McPherson, obviously,
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I just remembered Erin. A ginger. I was 15, she was 9, 10. We became bus stop friends. She used to get on at the next stop down, a better stop. It had a shelter. Instead she hanged