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I told you all along that you were going crazy of nothing. How many times did I tell you that you hadn't lost those fifty pounds but had only misplaced them. Well, you found them.
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I just finished 3 rather substantial ham & cheese sandwiches and I don't notice a thing. My hunger shows all the signs of not even being met, let alone satisfied. I think my maw is
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I remembered another one. The day after Lisa & I had sex in the Little Park, practically in public is the day I decided to become a Kirby Vacuum Cleaner Salesman. Door to door with
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Brinngggggg. Brinnggggg. BringBring. [yawn] A glance at the clock. Too bright LEDs sill too fuzzy without glasses. [fumble fumble] Brinngggg. [pick up phone, angry blind] [3:14AM]
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I just realized that every life altering decision that I have ever made was made the day after having had sex. I bailed on VISTA the day after that Ménage à trois at Laurie's party
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I am 34 but I am still hearing at a 6th Grade Level. My better half, aka the other 75% that wasn't me, had put her foot down. She has decided, for me, that I need to up my hearing.
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But ways to get there were few and far in between. She caught a bus to Bountiful. It was going to take her 3 days to get there. She came prepared with a basket of fried chicken.
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They be catchin' flack from me ghetto rude boi homies in our neck of the woods, you hear me? Safe blud. Future species that evolved from us in millenias time pondered over
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you keep forgetting slogged out two tours in Afghanistan as an infantry officer." When he said that Elliot saw that image in his mind. The Kraken as a grandmother in combat boots.
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Once Trump made himself King he started off establishing the fiefdoms and who would get what of the spoils. He made his son Barron a Baron. He created the post of Salome for a porn
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In the America of the Future, you are either a Citizen or you just need to wait a minute & you'll be a non-Citizen. It depends on the whims of the occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
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Sadly, Aunt Agatha felt that Natalie WOULD be the Last Generation. At least she had the Key. Now hoping that she has the sense to use it at the right moment. A storm was coming.
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to pass it on in turn. It must get to the last generation. They are going to need this Key. It needs to stay in the family. I'm begging you Natalie, pass it down." Sure Aunt Agatha
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Lady Cecilia, for one, had her head tilted to the left almost a full 90 degrees. Major Rutherford was using a pair of fluted glasses like binoculars. Reverend Hellstrom could only
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a bit skimpy on the tofu. Those crab cakes and their awful seaweed frosting had me hoping for a rapture with a view." Flameboy finally noticed everybody was looking at him oddly.
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-ation review today. And his PO hates him. He'll probably recommend Jericho go back and finish out his original sentence. So cut the brother some slack. You call them rants but I
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We found some kids at the park. Nobody seemed to claim them. We waited around long after we wanted to leave to see if anybody would. We thought about leaving them our camping gear.
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shotgun (to make sure it was loaded), & the axe (to make sure it was sharper than a pile of rocks). While she was away, I opted to spit the ear, I had talked off her, into the pie
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"Why can't I die?" Oma Jojo the immortal orangutan signed to the attendants. "What happened to the standing hairless people?" Ajra47 signed, "We love you. We will provide whatever
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He tried to navigate as well as he could. Perhaps she had some Catwoman on Batman fetish? But any scenario involving the word "toolbelt" would pollute his alchemical process. U