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The 500 beehives were puzzled as to why I had had to wake up suddenly to find them in my room. One of the queens sent a Herald bee to ask for clarification. “Waking up normally has
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“The World is too much with us,” Gerald began his lesson, his sermon On The Dismount. “You wear the smell of your toil and reek of night soil. Your face is one large pus boil.
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My depression is less about my sadness. But more about my ennui, my Weltschmerz. The sadness came back in the fear that I was missing out. More of certainty that I was. With enough
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What can be worse than being out of the loop? The loop is the most effective tool any social being can use to share ideas; being out of the loop would be disturbing to a narcissist
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That little girl just happened to be the daughter of the notorious drug lord, "Pene Pequeno" trying to impress her father with her drug locating skills.
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find where here had gone. No one knew whether here was there or not. Here could have been where here was when here was where here had been in the time it took for there to be here.
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The Krabby Patty Secret Formula! They were going to have to fight the great sea sponge. There was no way around it. They trembled at the mere thought of that porous creature
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hoping that in blending with the crowd, their misgivings about a shark on the deck of their ship would go unnoticed. How many people would die? No one else, care, so why them?
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"I want you to shut up and listen!" I shouted back. It was the first time I had ever yelled at my mom. I was worried but glad to finally be able to let my feelings out.
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green apple into the fire, hoping the smell would calm Ho-ho down and make them stop the flames. Mostly I just wanted to get out of the house.
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Gummy Bears. This dish is never complete without at least a few of those gelatinous representations of the cute yet vicious creatures that roam the land.
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remains of the tiny child that had previously been so kind to her in the office. That poor kid didn't deserve any of this. She walked away solemnly trying to keep her mind off of
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Ba-bum. The drums echoed through the air, wild singing bursting forth from the mouths of the frenzied Lotus eaters. Every one of the men and women from the ship felt the pull.
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the cable car. From outside the cart, they heard the voice of what seemed to be a young man putting on a pretty terrible British Accent saying, "Oh sh*t! Now we'll never be able to
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killing, especially children, is a political statement." The answer came from the back--one of the interdimensional guests, who was called Nanashi. "I did it so that the elite
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There is only one who can. The human embodiment of Mater the Tow Truck. With nothing at his side but a strange-looking rubber chicken that looked as if it had been through a fire
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do anything that you want to do unless it is running around naked over the lava fields. I did it once, I can't believe that
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. Trying to ignore the reddish tinge on the glass, he looked over at his friend, who gave him a weak smile before saying, "
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have to build themselves. Knowing that you built the very thing you're enjoying makes the experience all the more rewarding. Be careful though; It didn't come with any instructions
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the basement under the stage where he sent most volunteers. The gate to the land of the eldritch didn't close, either. So the magician ran away screaming. No one had ever seen any