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Matilda Swigg-Happy, of the Lower Conshohocken Swigg-Happys, was the very first Caucasian woman to wear an orange modacrylic wig to work. Unfortunately, the wig was stolen
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Avi Williams from Oakland was the first of his clade to pass the XUT13 Test, which the AI Conglomerate had set up as a complement to the Turing Test. Avi was a natural, unmodded, b
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Is the cut-off point for identity? I'd guess it'd have to less than 50%, which means quadriplegics are playing a dangerous game. Who do you become when you're less than half you?
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bag enough juice in my caboose to justify a train over 25’ and even 25 was too much. Come to think of it, a red gown at an office party is so slutty. I charged it 2 day shipping
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While the squad is off on a smoke break, I’m in the restroom upchucking my head cheese and red onion sandwich my girlfriend Kelly made me this morning. I should’ve known better.
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I ain’t one to toot my own horn—and I can think of at least a half dozen reasons why I should have tooted it raucously the past few years—but today is the day. Saturday, November
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I began to polish the coprolite to ready it for display. Yes, you really can polish a turd after all. It's not as exciting as it sounds. Anyway, I polished away, only to notice
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The vampire began. "I was brought into unlife during the American revolution. I am not like my bloodsucking kin, however. I feed not from blood, but from manbuns. Suffice it to
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Homelessness became all the rage - and by that, I mean, with stagnant wages and skyrocketing rent, nearly the entire population of the US could no longer afford to rent or buy. So
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My replicant is crying in the rain. I thinks its gone Batty.
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I was in a polyamorous relationship with my cell phone, my desktop, my tablet and my smartwatch. They were all jealous of one another AF though, which made our weekly family
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"You're just a bad teacher" said the student who had missed 37 out of 40 days of school and who was currently making lint sculptures of Disney princesses on her desk during the Cal
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I swear I saw grey matter in the sink today after a vigorous use of my Netti Pot.
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It was like "The Ring", but worse-when house cats across the world saw the trailer for the new "Cats" movie, they all began to morph into badly CGIed versions of themselves crossed
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The race to the top is intense. MoralEnd is in the lead, having topped 30 thousand likes. In 2nd place, SlimWhitman is less than 5 thousand likes behind. PurpleProf two thousand
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After the drugs wore off, the bad, bad pain in my ass came back (not literally). You understand. I hurt all over. Back. Both shoulders. Neck. But enough about me. How are you?
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The daybreak looked like a raging orange dripping orange juice across a colossal vessel of grape jelly. A cool and soft breeze freed the course as the raging orange grew and spread
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If you drive west on Interstate 10, about the time you roll past Redlands, and, ultimately San Bernardino, your eyes start stinging and you can taste the smog, the heavy brown air.
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Once they realised what was under the lid, they all become fiesty, and tried to escape!
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Nothing was stopping Doug from doing anything. But nothing was also not motivating him to do anything. The intent was there but not the will.