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r that I, the infamous Jimbeau, exuded. Even I, Jimbeau, could grow bored of glitz & glamour. I needed something novel to make me feel that I was being the best Jimbeau I could be.
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his last surviving First World War trench warfare client’s PTSD. He’d run a double feedback patch through a B3 Hammond into a Wendy Carlos Moog to drive an issue into the id.
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with the right persuasion or denomination. The Chow Chow Bros and their Cantonese coyote-kind culinary cuisine charted CRUTIAL. Their competitors complained churlishly to the czar.
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Against the fence. She wanted to close her eyes and ride her bliss. But the two young sluts dancing beside her were showing her up. She missed those gazes, that wondering.
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My first Phish jam. How has this been off my radar all this time? I’ve heard about them. So I can’t say I hadn’t. Peter Green all over again.
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was assigned to the special typewriter far from the library's windows. She had a small but fortifying meal in preparation. When the storm from beyond arrived and the grid went down
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the fateful night someone had left the weird puppy in his laundry basket at the Park Street Washorama. She was so fresh none of her eyes had opened. Now she was happy and healthy
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& tthe Turtle of the Noumenon's field of Phuque was barren with rot. Never had turtledom bent the knee to Puffed up brine shrimp calling themselves sea monkeys. Far from being a pr
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that all seemed old hat. Sonal Kodansha was a past that she no longer counted as her own. She was Chairoko Moustapha was who she was now. Sonal has been dead 4,376 years & she felt
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remove the lines painted in the center of the road. God went silent the moment the cops showed up to investigate the nude woman who was trying to lick out the pavement markings.
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From each of the hurdy hurry man's dead words at my feet there rumbled up a gravestone. Trapped in a circle of gravestones, I screamed. From above, an helicopter tossed down a rope
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"Come to bed, Josef. Get some rest." Josef stared at the faint light within. "I'm sorry, Hans. I sense that I am thinking about something deep within. Sleep or medication would
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Vanessa's mind was black steel as Chet Chalmers of the rival noodle empire buzzed Conquest Tower in his Noodler, a true antigrav car with a built-in noodle buffet. First to market
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"(We'll clean that up later.) Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to our stage the entirely estimable Gregor Tuppence, who will both astound and amuse you all!" Gregor staggered f
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"How can this be?! You have been petrified for five thousand years!" The Master replied to Little Sprout, "Nevertheless, I am still a wandering maw, scattered in all directions. Th
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-ols to use to build this rubber-stamping robot. "Your best tool is your brain," Grandpoo used to tell me. So, I hook my brain up to a rubber stamper and wait, but my brain just
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part of the stew I'm in." Then Ducky Wucky watched in horror as Henny Penny stirred herself in the pot by spinning around using a wooden spoon as a paddle, and basting herself with
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been disappointed in your skills." the portly man sniffed and returned to his bookkeeping. The pig looked confused, but returned to his work. When the boss was angry, he
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It was a downgrade, since wolves had superior equipment to begin with. The wolves, being wild creatures, had no qualms about tearing off these rogue fusions with their teeth.
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Dynamite clock alerted me that all may be well here. I decided to break dance my way out of the situation. I jumped and landed the perfect splits, breaking time and the universe