Look, I know that this is exactly what a psychopath would tell you but I'm not going to kill you unless you ask me to kill you. And you will. But I'm no psychopath. I am a person.

User, as it turned out to be, was true.Nobody minded, at first. Then somebody might have minded but never spoke up about it until 23 years of everything else since then. Maybe, you

Sven didn't get why, in the middle of this thunderstorm, the door to door vacuum cleaner salesman insisted in being allowed to give his sales pitch & he'd throw in an extra toilet

I don't care what canon says about it. I was there. I had my hands on it for months, retrofitting it's hyperdrive dampeners. They renamed her the Millennium Falcon when I was there

By triangulating their signal back to at them, we have established that they are inside the hold of the Flying Dutchman. So answer your obvious question; No, we don't know where it

Turns out that wasn't the future's artillery fire but a dangerous thunderstorm which has already developed a trio of lingering tornadoes that had the town surrounded. Nobody in, no

UPON HORROS BUT HER G-STRING HIT HER G-SPOt (it took me a while to figure that one out) & gee, what do you think we got! "That is all we wanted for you Aggie. For you to be happy.

that wasn't free. Yehudi looked like a tree no matter how or what direction. Yehudi was elated. "Now, I will be the man that isn't there!" Hearing this, the cloud next to him broke

"Get away from me!" hissed Chino. "Don't even think about it." But I had thought about it. How did Chino know? "I have ESP, jerk!" Chino snarled. The Green Room wasn't what it was.

sh on without guilt. Where we've passed on to, guilt is a no-no. My BF was found guilty & sentenced to be an extra in Ghostbusters 4. She's made to drink her own ectoplasm out of a

summon his sword. He held up a space-mitted "one moment, please" finger to his adversary, but nope, that button on his suit yanked him back to the airlock at high velocity. Three m

The Horse Head Nebula hadn't realized that Robotrain RTC4702 was talking to it. By the time it did notice Robotrain RTC4207 Had been scrapped & the monkeys were Masrwes of the Univ

Joyce finished with the drywall debris. She checked her watch (yes, watch). Building the foundations towards fulfilling a prophecy that hadn’t been prophecized yet was the least of

These godsouls were passing by this world, let’s call it earth. For some reason or other, family might’ve been involved, whatever, the godsouls get stuck in human meat pods. Making

Cecil of Cecit's Crab Shack has repeatedly asked me to not dress up in a lobster costume and stand in front of his restaurant. I'm on a public sidewalk being lobstery. Big whoop.

should find me a woman who is all of these and more. Instead I keep finding nice girls who value my kindness and always claim they didn't cheat on me when I know that they did. Not

The LSD they had dozed the eensy-weensy had it see itself as a bigsy-wigsy worthy of having enemies that might hire assassins to squash it. The air horn sounding that close scared

It didn't fit. I wasn't looking to get attitude from my own attitude. "Et tu attitudus", I quipped to my persona non gratta who was frying up quail's eggs in pork fat over the camp

Everybody has the one person that they never include in that category made up of those we must keep a secret from. If I swear to not tell anybody that you blew a dog, Sven is going

You were never meant to be a contender. Not really. Even Dad knew it, in spite of what he said about it. You've got the heart of a champion but the fists of a barista. We're wrong.