We wore what they told us not to wear because they wanted us to feel like we had a choice in the matter. We didn't, they owned the competitor as well. They won either way, but you,

His first book, WRITE A STUPID BOOK, MAKE MONEY, was a blockbuster success. Millions of his 2nd book, THE STUPIDER BOOK, STILL COLLECTING, had already been burned in protest of his

I breathed with the drum, pulsed with the heart. I did none of this but it was done by me as someone else. Somebody I shared the shade & shadows with. Not really a friend, although

general contractors were almost on par for a headache. Tiny Terry saw how women had this awesome power & why the patriarchy was hell bent on pushing this shit through. His children

They had a new dancer/singer there that night by the name of Pearl. Big Brother & the Holding Company and Daddy G were not there because of her but they are glad they were. Drake

I might have gotten the order wrong but I did all three. At least give me credit for that. I wasn't the only one on this sinking ship. I didn't see you down in the keel swimming in

I was being hypnotized by a fleet of wood macaroni and cheese packing peanuts who needed a host body, presumably me. FM radio came to my senses then to my defense. I tuned in, drop

with equanimity but with insistence. A girl's life was at stake. "Stop being a Karen, Karen, Be a Manger for the sake of this girl's life" said the guy they'd cut in front of. "Ok,

bring him a DVD of the last episode of Game of Thrones so that my Uncle Carl can warn those innocents living in the mid 60s about that Winter is coming. But the cosmic snow sent me

-in Timberlake stepped up to help me. Unbeknownst to us, Justin was a droid, too. "He says he has a bomb that will incinerate all biological life. Sucks to be you!" said Justin as

I am talking to you George Washington. You're the first President of this wet fart. So you better set a fine example for the job. Imagine what the 16th or 45th President might take

the eye socket of a dead pirate that was climbing up the side of the ship below him. He gulped and restacked the remaining donut, straightened his kit & stepped into the madness.

I know that I am still putting it out there but you should consider doing a different story. This one is not ready for you. Move along you. Oh not you, you're the one the story was

Before he ever grandfathered a pecunious grandson to feed his urn, Abyss LaBiche was a living and breathing man of slightly taller than usual proportions, even for the times. Apes

My dangling metal balls clicked. I looked up from the TPS Reports to see why they had done that. I was alone in my office. I picked them up & remembered the last time they had been

We will breach the Nietzsche niche, resplendent as it is, to bring Unturmenschwegenstussfinagleism to the uncommon common man, they're a dime a dozen, or five cents if you tickle

ordered 4 double cheese scambled hard plate raisin splattered diced capped smothered cubed peppered Belgian black cream. But the WH waiter called Thor's order in as 4 double cheese

Boats steered clear of Rooney's Marina & that was fine with Rooney. The more boats that were tied up with him, the more eyes there were to see things he didn't want seen. Mustard &

Dysfunction was the word I was searching for, back there behind the shoals. The clarinets sand their song about some obscure moment on the Oriental side of the Paraguay River. Slow

stupid was behind me again. How did that happen? If stupid was behind me before I turned around then stupid should've been in front of me when I did. Maybe these were mirrors into