It is true. I did not need that that. Nor would it have been sufficient had I needed it, which I didn't. And I don't. Not this early in the deacon's recitation, at any rate. What

of our one wall hacienda. We were squatters. I never knew anything different. By the time they came by to run us off we had already added three more walls and a roof. 24 years late

I'm shaving on the moon.

to Heaven since a pleasant shaft of light beamed down from on high. But Annabelle knew it may be one of the devil doll’s tricks, so she proceeded up the steps cautiously. When she

The nice young doctor extracted the sausage from Tim's throat. Tim started coughing. "Now he can breathe," the young doctor told Anna. Then he dropped the sausage in wine, dried it

opia; that's your Irish Setter you just garroted." Martin yelped & tried to give his dog mouth-to-mouth, but sans his glasses he ended up orally harassing a lady cop who promptly

The Eternal Returning never materialized so we had to hustle together a band to open for the periwinkle ramona. The Mudd Twins called in a favor with the tumbling pebbles & they

Clear the decks. Steady as she goes. The wind buffeted him while he searched the horizon for the enemy ships. Mister Roberts signaled 18 knots in open waters. Smoke in the wind ast

light the coals & toast the marshmallow mummy to make s’mores. “Wouldn’t It be great if Gandhi or Joan of Arc had gone out this way? Their deaths might not have been such a drag."

retaliated by hitting Tom with one of her own hot-sauce-dipped spitballs right in his eye. That stung. The Future Business Leaders Club began SELLING premade spitballs. The classro

on for hours with the cops learning nothing from the terrified Easter Bunny. At last came the good cop/bad cop routine. Offering him salt to go with his hardboiled egg, good cop

Luckily I was wearing my own eyes that night because if I had seen him with somebody else’s eyes I would assume it was lens burn. I approached the apparition, my eye on his blade.

Then my dead son was there between the waif and the vengeance in my sword. “Stop Father, she didn’t poison me. I did when you quashed my hopes of attending Barber College,” the gho

dress as Kermit the Frog so she could make mad, passionate love to me. Having burned all the Muppet costumes but Fozzie Bear, I asked the Swede if his sister would screw Fozzie ins

Then I was hypnotized into being in North Carolina blowing glass hands in prayer bongs for Christians who were getting on the recreational cannabis bus. The safe word came & went.

of our Bacchanal or the woods would be full of fecundity beyond comprehension. Instant insemination, in all its forms, mating & blooming out of season. Now the howls made sense for

Having had to vacate my position in Society while absconding through the servant's stairs with Her Ladyship's maidenhead, I was in want of a meal, a bath, & a roof to rest my idiot

The human moved along. The human didn't want to run afoul of Martian martial law. The human would remember the subject had a name; Antone A. Tone & had been a 8th Generation native

I remember long ago, you and I in the back seat finding out what they were made for. Then Tim's head rising up from the front seat, followed by Cheryl's. "Can I borrow him honey?"

It would have been if my mind was capable of being boggled. It isn't possible to boggle my mind so my mind remains unboggled to this day and hour. Right now, actually. Not boggled.