So I lost another woman because she couldn't handle my big dick power. The amount of energy it takes me to keep it in line once it is activated is mind boggling. Kegel invented a

That girl, however, had already been nailed by the Romans for carving ROMANS GO HOME on an obelisk to Augustus Ceasar. So that guy ended up nailing my girl after all. How lucky for

She was beginning to think that he might not be happy in thier relationship if he had to be cheating on her this many times. Was it her fault? Was she too focused on getting the bu

make short work of the squad of Space Marines the Space Station had dispatched to the scene, seemilngly, before the incident even started. Her new arms were like scythes across rye

I misunderstood when I heard someone behind me say, "I believe I am holding a foot." That was the moment I knew that this was part of that story cycle I suggested a while ago. I fo

I misunderstood when I heard someone behind me say, "I believe I am holding a foot." That was a lot of yellow cake Yuri Nyam of Apt. 238 & a halflife of 10,000.3 years, was buying.

I misunderstood when I heard someone behind me say, "I believe I am holding a foot." It wasn't mine so I didn't give it another thought. They were making a YouTube show about eatin

I misunderstood when I heard someone behind me say, "I believe I am holding a foot." That was quick, I thought. But they were watching a Youtube show about eating bizarre creatures

Here I am again. Waiting the clock out, I guess. Freddie Frijole has got his head bobbing to Little Herb; exerting some magick through his will. Reluctantly, the fire flies to his

's ghost from the Other Side. My homicidal uncle's story is well known so you can imagine his ghost is just as big. My 24 siblings, 12 cats, 7 dogs, grandmother, parents & a ghost,

The donut was sweet enough not to clock her for the pinch. But she did kick her out. Outside again with her worn case, still ravenous. She had to eat before the feeding possessed

Ed took it off. "Oh, Ed, I thought you were Jack Webb. I swallowed my joint. It burns," Hal told him. Jack Webb took off his Ed mask. "I am Jack Webb Sir & you're under arrest."

There is no joy in FoldingStoryville today. The mighty quill gave out. Humanity is moving further away from memory. We though memory dead when they found writing. We were mostly

ked down, I could no longer see the ground. My ladder had taken me higher than any airline airspace. The ladder seemed to keep on going up. I stopped to rest when suddenly my shoe

Now was added the giving of accounts. Assets: one rotund human male body very near the limits of functionality.Standard deduction was the default. We didn't want that. I search the

Today's Mystery Guest had a sore elbow that wasn't theirs. Their mother was a Cygnus Offshoot that went terribly wrong.

A bunch of shooshers shooshed me and pointed out multiple NO CRAWLING ALLOWED signs along the length of the subway walls. I slinked in, instead.My arrival drew no notice by anyone

They say that Richard Cory went mad in his own house, that his fosterlings made a sumptuous feast for the king, but when he asked for more there were no more fosterlings to be had.

The Orange Juicer & his pulpy minions, The Anita Bryants, were basking in the solarium when the Orange Julius Phone chirped In A Glade. With the zest of a citrus god, he was on it.

The duration of my wait was as it was and my notice or non-notice of its passing was of no concern to any one or any body. Gravitational forces where their own reward. Sleeper cars