pukes cukes on your Dukes. Lickety split you’re fretting about letting all the betting keep you forgetting where you’ve been leaving your bedding. And where your future is heading.

A bunch of objects around the room fall over, and screaming can be heard. Then the camera falls and the video ends. Somehow we have to interpret the voice and find out what caused

was a horrible research essay topic. (S)he decided to make a new fold and she began to write: "The effects of gamma radiation on Tardigrades..." Yes, this would make a great fold!

But then that got me thinking: Just because I have blue eyes, blond hair, and am named Adolf, does that make me a Neo-Nazi? Hitler himself had black hair and brown eyes, so why

Busting his chaps is a totally different story. Believe you me. You should though, because I'm not a Cretan. But you assumed I was. I saw it right away. It isn't true, anyway. Not

I'm talking rumpus room nonsense. If the guys weren't busting my chops I was busting theirs. Busting a man's chops can be a short sharp shock if you don't know what you're doing.

becoming who I am to be once I've become ME. Constrained by mortality, I must find out who I am in order to know what IS and I am separate, as I suspect. The Wheel of Creation & I,

When Adolph didn’t say anything she got worried she might’ve gone too far this time. She turned to find Hitler curled up around a snow globe crying & humming the old nursery song E

reset button but the reset had already reset it to reset and cleared the last reset so their reset was now lost. Tom would stay being Leo and Leo, Tom. Leo kept Tom's girlfriend &

I should have realized that Echo would want repeat performances. I usually didn't mind but Echo was again & again & again & again... I had to tag out at 23. Narcissus was too busy

Some time not long after the thick fog moved in, the drums along the other side of the river changed their beat. It was faster & made two fellows from the Vermont 3rd dance with ab

I told my grave robber to wipe his hands first. He ignored me. I might as well have been dead for all he cared. It probably would have been easier for him if I hadn't tagged along.

saw the 1st Floor security-bot sweeping the yard. Luckily for Ann, when her mother had them programmed it had been winter so she hadn't paid to have the thermal sensors activated.

Being the Sanitation Engineer on our modern spacestations demands a lot from a person. It doesn't matter if you've got ovaries, pseudopaps, or non-gonad nads, eventually you lose y

I met with the aliens in the Rumpus Room on the spacestation. They had indicated that they had dirt from Earth. I doubted it but I've always been cursed with being diligent. Their

Yesterday's breakfast never did see those mushrooms. I'm thinking the same thing is going to happen today. The heat is already unbearable. I've stopped bearing it. Let some other

Quando usted pone sus palabras como asi, yo o otro sigan desde ayi. El que mi siga trabaja no mas con lo que puse yo. Ellos no meidan lo que puso usted. Vijase: The dead chupacabre

-as of Heaven are filled to the gills, and bassoonist areas are putting up "NO VACANCY" signs, but the oboe areas are almost empty. Why, God?" "Because I can't stand the sound of

That was quick. I still couldn't do it. I needed a running start but there wasn't enough room on the needle's head. So, I wobbled instead. It worked, kind of. The camel got through

So it comes back to this. How many times has this been? I'll concede that it is a finite number and we'll leave it at that. I don't know how much time this takes. Do I have enough?