Oxham's Razor in choosing where to invest in the past. I didn't want to change the timeline into one where I wouldn't benefit from my efforts. I couldn't show up on Bucky Fuller &

A solo David Lungless never quite panned out for me. I don't know how that can be. He does solid work in the Blue Clyde. Outstanding work really, but then falls flat when alone. To

"How, exactly, does a strange riddle work?" "Wrong question but I will answer it anyway in the form of a strange riddle." The interlocutor nodded her assent. Then he vanished right

Life, for some, is hell. Take Tony Tweadle, for instance. He was born in a Cheetos bag. His mother was a skeezer who didn't even know she was in labor. She thought she was finally

The bed of the truck was much too small for the smallest of the 3 sections of her new couch. The seller had told her to bring a trailer. She brought a mower trailer. "No refunds."

You are seriously not playing Blue Clyde right now, are you?! One of my favorite tracks, "REVERBS (live in Chernobyl)". I don't know the rules anymore. A garrote goes where? Thats

I watched the space between the buildings to see if it would expand with the heat. If anything, it looked like it got smaller. I shrug my shoulders & get back to wiring my doomsday

Jacob raised his hand tentatively. “S-sir, if the world is about to end, why does it matter if I use the bathroom? I just really got to pee.” I gestured at a potted plant in the co

the desk drawer slightly and peering in with my one eye, I saw a tiny boy sitting in a tiny desk, watching pornography on a tiny computer. He looked up at me in horror. “Fweqf!”

peewee brain realizes it’s just Webdings font. “The alien overlords haven’t answered my prayers today, and never will,” I realized. Years past by watching The Office in german.

"Your Mama got laid!" I snapped back at her. "Y-you mean... you are my father?" she stammered, "but you're so old! And flabby!" "What part of 'time travel' don't you comprehend?" I

It's true. Sometimes I don't really dig deeper than I have to. I might not like what I bring up. I'm talking to myself aloud, again. I thought I'd left that little bugaboo behind.

We can not allow Time Travel to be available to just anybody. Any changes to the past will have reverberations that will eventually catch up with us. Who knows who we will be then.

er Jalopy in the way only way she knew how: Jalopily, using all 12 of her hippie toes. She looked at herself in the mirror. "You looking bangin' girl!" her Hepcat said.

I think he's wrong. There've always been kooks, geeks, pervs, & all sorts of odd people. Most of us never heard about them because we didn't have the 24 hour news cycle we do today

I got the message too late to change mine. What went out, went out. Karma said there would be drama and not for me to dip into my dogma. "Don't be phlegmatic about it, either." I

Next, I plan to master the art of eating beets, and then Stella D'oro breadsticks, and one day- who knows? Dog food? The sky's the limit. And with my gas-propelled digestive tract

Even though he didn't reply, I could tell by the flash in his eyes that his mind had been blown. "Oh for freak's sake, pull yourself together," I said, "use the force." I thought

So I walked out, the milkshake dripping from my face and onto my blue suede shoes. I had to mispronounce my grandfather's name, or the tabloids would come after me with their

yrone showed up while Kevin was on the line. Tyrone had forgotten a gift that he had left in the desk. Kevin didn't know who this man going through his desk was. "I'm Day shift," T