at the flames. Come on people please call 911. Laughing and pointing as the gas exploded oh no there is no hope to save my home. Then again I do have good insurance lets start over

so listen very carefully get closer and you will see...it is cream with streaks of green and moving slower than a dream. Where is the spoon and a platter for me to scoop up

At times like this, Blasted would slip into LordVacuity's cellar and put a platter on the Victrola. Perhaps some lessons in elocution from Sir Hopkins, or the 6 AM farm report. The

knows to bring the flows that throws those woes among my foes from the top of they head to the mold on they toes. Cause everybody knows, around me my enemies shoot themselves.

"I'd like to get an extreme sculpture makeover," began Claudia. "What did you have in mind," the Intake Counselor asked. "I want to look like the Arg of Epsilon4 but still human."

Sometimes a soggy fishflake will descend through the waters of time until, still neglected, it rots upon a colored piece of gravel in an aquarium tended by monstrous people, or so

In the morning I am expecting my 3rd modification. That's not true. It is more likely my 5th. The 1st 2 were hardly the same thing but for what they were & for the time, they count

I screamed at the quiet noise, the noise of quiet. I felt it like an itch in my back where I couldn't reach it with any of my appendages. One would hope the pitch dark would leave

from side to side. I steadied myself and readied myself, or would have told myself if only dust-devils could speak or clatterdemalion whirlpools had the pow'r of internal discourse

Regrettably, or maybe providentially, if we knew each other fully there would be no one else to know. So we go through life separately with our misinterpretations, the view clouded

Foul and Bounder had their offices above a barbershop on one side and a Pakistani market on the other. Foul didn’t quite own the building but he sort of did. It was complicated.

the embankment with me halfway out the driver's side window and her kicking at me from under the glove compartment. Thank goodness I still had my legs when we hit the river. The ne

The big blue screen in front of my face kept me from seeing that it was a big blue screen in front of my face. Somehow I missed that it took me all over not just my identity. It’s

It seemed like it must have been a kali yuga or two but I wasn't sure. I had to be more present in my life. For too long I'd been operating like a biological automaton missing my

like a bastard treats a bastard, bastardly. Legitimacy never entered the picture. It couldn't be bothered to play its one horse routine anymore since the Pope's annulment won DWTS.

with the remaining third being gander & dander free. No matter how you cut the cheese, you should have cut the mustard first. If you can't see the forest for the trees, who will? I

Hummel collection. The winds next deposited him in the doldrums where he lingered for ages until the winds came again. Deeming him properly chastised, the winds picked him up again

And I remember how the pilot refused to own up to dumping early at the court martial. He insisted that we had overrun the target & he bugged out when he saw us but napalm had been

At least this dream provided a convenient restroom to freshen up and powder my nose and butt. We started with the cocaine and let the rest of it take care of itself. Dicko took a

I remembered nights in the desert when you felt like you could touch the galaxies if only your arms were longer. You could stick your hand outside the window and touch the night.