The pit bull mix fastened its jaws around my aunt's ankle and tried to drag her into the river. I could only grab the sleeve of her sweater. My cousins had their phones out instead

was trying to prevent that future from ever happening. It might seem that the Turtle of the Baskervilles battles his futures everyday but that is only because he does. Nothing he

with the nights of those long ago goucho days on the Oriental side of the river. My body scarred by tigers, knives, and betrayal. And loss, so much loss. "Tu mama era una puta!"

Jenkins the Leprechaun and the head of John the Baptist were visiting Giggleswick having been misinformed about the town's squealing waters. The waters didn't give up anything on

I thought that just maybe if I didn't look at it, it wouldn't look at me. I kept making a quick look just to see if it was looking but it always seemed like it looked away before I

from Giggleswick & own the worse half of the town. The problem is that now as we get closer to the middle, it is getting harder and harder to figure out which part is worse & mine.

I paid Septimus Agricola in salt for him to keep quiet about what Octavia and I were up to up on the Palantine Hill. The Po carried away our offerings to our pagan gods. Definition

On the road to Ilium I found somebody's wrist sundial. I put it on and I still don't have a shadow of an idea what time it was. I continued on to Ilium. I wasn't alone on that trek

nimble fingers who caress sweet words from our keyboards. Being a part of this, the best story ever folded, is really the pinnacle of my folding life. I one of the blessed ten who

of the barking mad breed love the smell of Georgian snake oil, so the mean coppers used them to hunt the illegal salesman down. He was only trying to feed Sally and Lucy, his

although the mage was old, he remembered the days he took a degree in "magic gymnastics". He had been stretching and the idea of defeating Will-o'-the-wisp in armed combat brought

Having more than a passing interest in the dissemination of the information about what we can do in this age of steam dirigibles, I had occasion to visit Franklin about the lending

again. That makes it twice before breakfast & once since lunch. I went with forest green with purple & blue highlights. I went with Egyptian Eyes, ocher & all that jazz, to match.

She called me her little Brawny Man. She would have my 13 year old ass dressed like a lumberjack cleaning the grout in her shower & getting wet at some point, of course. Her oven

THE SPACIAL ANOMALIZER OR WE MIGHT BECOME RELEVANT!" "Oh wait, this is Matlock but the advanced space alien version", thought Ephraim. He wasn't sure if he bought the premise. When

and, of course, adding it to what they owed the Syndicate. We understood that a dead man couldn't pay us a dime and there is only so much that you can get out of their children. If

but it was a half attempt at best and I remained drunk on sunlight. I beamed "I love you man" at everybody. I got belligerent with my shadow. I spit at it and it spit back. I lost

flapping away at the vestiges of yesterday's day old bread. Quite a lot for a few brushstrokes to express but that is what made a James Ensor figure worth a buy. This guy though,

Today, if nothing else, I learned the catsup was cold.

Littered with some feelings about Aegean and Celtic mythology he momentarily retracted himself from a sought-after embrace and began to reflect on the Agamemnon of Aeschylius