but I like having feet a lot more. I let the shoe thieves leave me shoeless but I still have feet. That was ok, only somebody with my complexion could pull those dark pink combat b

At first, spacecraft would land wherever their trajectory took them. Years of dead sticking took its toll on the crews & the equipment. Eventually, a codex of planetary development

The Duc of Death squared up against the Handsome Stranger across the saloon. The player piano stopped playing at piano, gave up the ghost, & used the reward money to open a BBQ pit

LUX AETERNA VOCET ALLEGRIA MIT MASSIVE DESTRUCK SHUN young small flower of malice. That is what I meant to say when I said what I said which was that. Don't get me started on regal

He also kept note of where all the bodies were buried. He called it his Rainy Day List. When he died the list became mine. I added to it now & then. I'd hoped to never have to use

found me slapping myself to stay awake and entertain suspicions. The coffee had run out two hours ago. Luckily, Old Chief Lazy Eye, knew to save the previous spent coffee & we were

Right about the time it went from dropping a deuce to now I need to shower is when he remembered taking a bite out of Bellon’s sushi and bean burrito. Projective shitting by the bo

"Remember fellow folder," Aaron Penmark wrote as purple storms threatened the sunflowers. "Whatever you forget the next guy never knew." Tatiana wondered if this might be

I only ever got as far as Palooka City. I was briefly a contender, in my mind anyway. I didn't know that my brother Jimmy had sold me out to the mob over some skirt he could't name

yIt seemed like a warm Niagara Falls was falling from my nonfunctional brow. When I asked for some help the waitress sent the Maid of the Mists. None of their yellow wetgear fit me

as clearly as I see the apples and potatoes in the dark cellar where father keeps me, ashamed of his own son, while my sisters Irina, Katrina, and Marina mock the poor twitcher in

fell off his shell like the rain did. It was the one time that the Turtle of the Baskervilles accidentally brought down an empire in his sleep. Selim's death led to the breakup of

It was a sunny sunny blue sky in Paris thrown in the gutter by the Bismark Boys. They were really pounding the town. Inside where the cigarettes smoke and the smoke listens, Kevin

The pit bull mix fastened its jaws around my aunt's ankle and tried to drag her into the river. I could only grab the sleeve of her sweater. My cousins had their phones out instead

was trying to prevent that future from ever happening. It might seem that the Turtle of the Baskervilles battles his futures everyday but that is only because he does. Nothing he

with the nights of those long ago goucho days on the Oriental side of the river. My body scarred by tigers, knives, and betrayal. And loss, so much loss. "Tu mama era una puta!"

Jenkins the Leprechaun and the head of John the Baptist were visiting Giggleswick having been misinformed about the town's squealing waters. The waters didn't give up anything on

I thought that just maybe if I didn't look at it, it wouldn't look at me. I kept making a quick look just to see if it was looking but it always seemed like it looked away before I

from Giggleswick & own the worse half of the town. The problem is that now as we get closer to the middle, it is getting harder and harder to figure out which part is worse & mine.

I paid Septimus Agricola in salt for him to keep quiet about what Octavia and I were up to up on the Palantine Hill. The Po carried away our offerings to our pagan gods. Definition