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pastry chef at a hotel in Pittsburg back in 1980." Not even waiting for an affirmative sign, he began. "I had been injured the day before by a runaway Amish buggy. A local church

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We drove 5 minutes before Tina broke the silence: "So, you plan to remove the sheet any time soon, we don't want to convey KKK." I exploded: "I needed to blend in with the ghosts!

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but this being SurreaLand, as soon as Jay turned around he was inside a Ball jar filling up with jam and milk, he was nude except for a slip holding a rifle and the door was crushe

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