used her masterkey to get in his room when he wouldn’t come out from the card table fort. “What does that mean Mr Fort? The eye is a wire, night a lie, nose abroad, & Earth a pie.”

hire a connection with something real. It would use up all the money she was saving to squander later but she just had to know something real. The disappointment was real. That was

I hate it when a random song’s barely heard chorus pulls me back down into my seventh hell. I really mean it. I hate it. I hate it as much as I love my mustard. No mustard in hell.

We had stumbled upon a cargo cult civilization built around the 21st Century faux reality show Survivor. The glowing glowworms, the official government of the planet, was Hrenngn.

Somewhere, I am sure, there is live coverage of one of the Cardassians getting her chocolate cherry popped. I’m not interested though because I’ve got FoldingStory. Which is worse?

Ted looked out onto the patio only to see his wife and mistress in bikinis. When that wasn’t what he saw, he returned to the paper and didn’t see his killers lounging by the pool.

Lady McVarena had arranged for some minstrels to entertain us while the battle raged below on the plains of Bannockburn. Young Eve pointed out a Templar among the southern host.

I'm nothing but a burning wolf in amber, Milady, yet hope the scent of this my singèd fur doth please thy majestic nostrils.

But the Bishop had been to Vegas so he was on to my Rook's ruse. Besides, he was partial to the fumes of Nostradamus. His Queen in her deadly radiance abided, as a cat lobster adv

Saturday I was a Charbuch's Deli before they opened and I still wasn't the first one there. Abe Forman was already there, sitting in a portable chair instead of their cafe chairs.

These Coco Puffs are probably going to kill me. Might as well be them. I would have preferred going out in the arms of the love of my life. She will never step outside this prison.

That's like asking me to live a life I've never lived again. I welcome another shot at existing but does it have to be a rerun? Same thing with my arguing a case I've no skin in.

Remind me when I die to remember the message for my next life. I do it every time & I also forget every time. I know that I am all over the place when it comes to being something.

I asked the Archon Huundeo to whisper God's name into my lost eye. He said 1000 paternosters first while I had to pump his communion with each one. I was saved by torture; my turn.

in turn were a splinter subgroup of the Shining Gate tongs that were found throughout the Asteroid Belts. The "kool kaleidoappreciative kids" had started out as a group therapy exe

as he poured a libation for his cousin Sasha who just fell into the frigid Volga. A splash of vodka & back to his lips. Sergei would miss Sasha but the Volga takes who it chooses.

That is why I was sitting here in the "waiting room" of the Time Traveler Events Planner. Their motto was 'You're only first because you got there before us". WhereWhen to vacation

Mission to Mars, that means he had about 25 years to learn Russian (good luck with that). If he wanted to get back home, Hkdhfb needed to go to Hollywood and find Ridley Scott.

It isn’t a tautology. It is only disguised as one.

It was something about being ourselves and not pretending that it would all revolve us: all of history conspiring to that purpose. Like a fleeting moment the moment flittered away.