The sea rattled that claws that I wanted to be. I knew, then, that he was out to get for pulling the dead man’s eyes. It is his policy but he’s pissed that I had the audacity. Form

We left our marr on the land. You said we’d promised to. You didn’t know who we promised to. We started to wonder about who you were. “I don’t remember him listed on the manifest.”

Protexia and Steppy Peppy both agreed that the customer was approaching his late middlegame. Based on this data, The Algorithm would suggest some life-extending bargains, such as

After Betty Bounteous left Hrengor, she ended up working as an editor for failing magazines and then as a retail clerk in the last anchor store of a dying mall. "I sure pick them,"

Hajiro couldn't eat with his Blue Melt bandmates that night before the show. "Vending Machine 17 does nothing yet I want to destroy it! Why am I so full of destruction?" Haru tried

"The rumors are incontrovertible," blurted Saijo in the presence of Vending Machine 17. "So sorry for my noodly mind! Snow crystals on these pine needles, or just --" Saijo was

Hajiro from the punk band Blue Melt bowed only internally, respecting that Vending Machine 17 could not bow. "We've heard of you, and it helps. Please accept this taco from hell."

Nick Fury asked Thor, "Do I look like a friend to you?" Thor said, "Well I thought it would be a nice gesture to let you use the other Eye of Shabazukh. I do appreciate your meager

oking with eyes shining like spotlights. Not only that, it seems that the person was underneath the plane. He, or she, was strapped underneath? No matter, I moved towards the trees

But here I am, sitting with a marble block and staring at the model in front of me. My sweat trickled down and I flicked my eyes towards the commissioner. "Are... you... sure...?"

My ears hurt. They have been bleeding since yesterday. Why do they hurt?

I haven't slept in over 72 hours, but I'm feeling perfectly fine... Wait, where are we again? Who are you? You're working for demon gods, aren't you? You'll never take my desk!

everything was overpriced, and half the stores now only sold laundry baskets of various shades of beige. At least the food court was pretty good. Then a strange store caught her ey

could go home. This power of flight we had been granted had come at a terrible cost. We would bump into an invisible barrier if we ever tried to get back to our village. But we sti

the terrified kids in the ICE cages they had borrowed so Junior would not be the only child at his birthday party. Since it was his birthday, Junior would be unshackled & allowed

After 1028 years, Satan called in on God. God was out in the back yard fiddling with Middle Earth. When God sees Satan he asks him, "Where did you get to yesterday after that Job

Were the burnt offerings so poor or was I just not in the mood for their blind worship? I decided to make another example. Clemente had made the best burnt offering. I rewarded him

Styx Arms & Executive Suites on the skidrow side of the River Lethe. Howard had hoped living so close to the river would let him forget what it cost him to get it. His condo was

"Esmirelda," he said as a klezmer band began to play cloyingly at a bat mitzvah in the adjoining ballroom. I could see in his eyes that he was in the mood for something not kosher.

a drag outfit depicting Tammy Faye Baker on her wedding day. It may be over-the-top, but at least it gets attention. So with outlined lips and a half ton of lace, I walked into the