stuff weirds me out. I guess I'll just start with an omelette and see where the night takes me. 4 eggs is a bit much for me though, maybe i should invite Miss Chief over. She

the gumption, finally, to ask him for his daughter's hand in marriage and the old man wouldn't shut up so that he could do the asking. The longer this went the harder it was going

was expected of a monarchy but didn't know tits about parties.So naturally the proletariat grew weary of the fan fare and roused up the rabble to end her tedious reign. Then Tina

is out there looking for you, while i stay back playing house with yours. It's dangerous to be in possession of more than one shadow, and yours is much better company. It could

are dreaming your memories away. Focus on the here&now. It is you who are flattening the vast plains of your lost homeworld. You're obscuring the last parts of their having lived."

reason with his captors that killing him would not go unpunished. The one with the pink bunny face said, "Oh we know you walk with God, Elijah." They all laughed. Emily must've

It wasn't good for me to be pining for breakfast while browsing an endless array of perfectly cooked steaks. I don't like steak anymore. Not after that night. I can look though.

which we called 'whispers' due to the strange auditory hallucinations commonly experienced within them. But there was something about the tracks that always drew us back. To listen

2nd worst team. As that is how these things go. The Coach played " It's a long way to the top" by ACDC to try and pump the kids up. But that 'Earth music' only thwarted their motiv

Nothing other than your time. Dear one, don't you realize you are running out of it? and thus, in accordance with the law of supply and demand, it grows more valuable by the moment

father was strong. but i can be stronger. according to mother. perhaps then i can achieve the greatness mother thinks i deserve. But this talk bored me, and i was hungry for her t

an undulating chrysalis of cosmic chance. "how is it all possible?" i muttered to it all. Soft music came in reply, Cascading layers of giant soft tremulous bells reverberating

fere with the illuminati's summoning sequence. But youtube pundits were on to them anyway, so they were basically flaccid as a pancake. What really interested the masses was: what

'Sure, whatever Quixote, do as thou wilt'.

"sod off ye Git" came the curt reply. Certainly wasn't going to get anywhere with this one. i hit random on the folder and waited for the cursor to stop spinning. "hullo?" "Hi ther

"if i had it my way, the world would call me Cheryl. But it's too late now to have people call me by a different name" x3isda84003 gazed hazely out the 43rd story window. "why must

He grinned at her; his eyes combing over her figure. “I wonder how badly she wants her well dug,” Zeke asked Lonnie, “How deep and how wide?” Lonnie shook his head. Zeke moved in

"what is the last sound you want to hear on earth?" Nathan asked Natalie " A loon...it's just so hauntingly beautiful, How 'bout you?"

himself, someone else would surely find him first. And who knows how talkative a mood his self would be in, and what details of the event would be exposed. He decided to look down

are not coming to rescue me are they?