carried on as though none of it happened. "shall we have a dance?" some NPC ventured from behind the crowd of heads. " i could go for a dance" Said Schmuchatelli, who immediately

that rare and elusive proclivity. The oxymoronic doctorate degree in things unforeseen and not as they seem. Chances are, it wasn't my current reigning personality who wrote it,but

rmenting the other tenants in his building, who were plagued by a mysterious stench in the hallway. That it came from his flat was made clear by hordes of buzzing flies congregated

a sedimentary process. Layers. Over Over Over each other. Pressing In. Pressing Down. On so many 'Whys' wasted on themselves, despite every unrecognized instance to the contrary

"A stitch in time Igor! A stitch in time!" There is no recourse now but the summoning. "but master, the proper herbs have yet to be harvested."

he skipped the Queue and adopted. A shetland sea pony. Long Prawn Joe named it Paulianna. "But secretly i'll call you Rozinante". It got Joe out of his shell, and just happened to

anytime. But its not likely. You're hooked! you bloody carp. I bet you are still reading after i called you a fish. Have you no self respect? Or are you just bored? either way

But how else was i to muster the courage to be honest. i wanted out. I was tired, stretched too thin, and generally unenthused. Sure, opening up a brass tacks factory seemed exciti

its all in your mind, i could hear my therapist say. Easy for her to say, she lives in a penthouse where nary a spider has climbed. I finished my drink and lay the bag on the bed.

Zikachu's fury swelled. He thought they were trying to smother his potential, for truly they must fear what he is capable of. "Damaging indeed you fiends!" Zikachu yelled "Do you

salivated over the prospect of eternal darkness. They were the goths of the group. Its night every day of the week sorts. Even Eveil found their enthusiasm a bit droll.

Not much to say about katie. Plain ol' katie. Except her third nipple and bizarre appreciation for day time TV, there isn't really anything remarkable about her. Unless the rumors

n me darling. There is always room on this lap for another. I'll toss on my new Bossa Nova record my friends in selkirk dug up. Believe it or not but you are in the presence of

he was 3 tabs deep into ecstasy and looking to mingle. The door opened before he could knock and 6 pairs of hands pulled him. Before he got his bearings he was shirtless doing the

dilating my pupils and forcing me to read, day and night, as well as to write glowing reviews for the bounteous reams of offal splattered forth by Scriveners Guild members. If I re

that mystery unresolved and hurried off to work. I arrived to weird reactions from the other staffers, like I was a dead man walking. No idea why. Could it be the cat really was

would be arriving shortly. And all the observation windows had greasy noses pressed up against them. Despite all our advancements, we still fawn over royalty. However, she was

from the window sill, like 2 naughty fairytale children. They knew there was no turning back from this. The News would blame hormones, or video games. When it was really due to

should present itself wherein i witness a cariboo who has recently eaten Amanita Muscaria mushrooms begin to urinate, you can bet i'll place my chalice beneath it's stream. For the

So Best put on yer waders boy. We've got a job to do.