hoped when introducing him to Mrs. Hudson. I knew that he would deny it but Holmes found domesticity abhorrent. But being gentlemen, we had a sartorial duty both for ourselves and

I mean Abe Vigoda, if he is still alive, could catch me if he wasn't pursuing me but if he was, then I could run faster than him. Faster than anyone, but only if they are pursuing

and he was made of hard wood that knew how to be hard wood when it was hard wood that was wanted. Now we understood why Mortimer Snerd always had that goofy face. I wish I had it.

China was about to run into the consequences of its One Child policy. The Party has decided to authorize large scale cloning of their few remaining women. Ped Xing is on Mars in an

Four and a half years later and it was four and half years later. Everything was different but hadn't changed a bit. There were more rich but there was a lot more poor than before.

I can't tell you what the Dying Dutchman might have said but I am sure if you wait 20 years you'll be able to read it all on your phone, someday. They shot him in the last stall.

I felt the hurt of the men underfoot. I used it to become steel. Jet fuel on the inside bush couldn't make me say the twenty third letter. It could ask though. The asking alone can

cavorting with a leprechaun named Jenkins at some rowhouse down under the bridge in the Eastend. Jenkins called Arnold Ziffel his bacon brother. Both were soused, nearly pickled.

his constitutional basic forms. His bombast was recycled & his record expunged. The mindchip was debriefed, degaussed, and finally destroyed. Any lessons learned were kept secret.

were dying for some coffee and donuts. Good for them the whistle of the coffee pot just started breaking the silence. The cops firmly shook my

The text on the shirt was admittedly a bit lengthy but the message was clear: Taint had a terrible taste in clothes. Her caregiver Kylii raised her hand going in for a supportive

The church bells have been underwater since the last years of the the 16th Tyrant, Dennis Meecham. The ghosts of this Potemkin village heard the bells not the bicycle horns. The wa

My scales are thick enough to take their abuse, so far. What concerns me now is that I am thinking more and more about spawning. Just walkout out of my classes and life and swim to

When they dug the radio out of the swamp, all of a sudden it didn't want to work no more. Big Bob and Lil Robert decided they were gonna have to see about that. They & some others

casting aspersions about Paddy and Jesus' relationship. "Were they friends of Dorothy," Dougy was heard asking loudly in the Goofball Ballroom Rumba Room. Jesus was drunk on water.

Hell or high water, I would have my revenge. I looked at down at the survivors, most of them strangers. These were now my people. They would be my weapon. I needed to hone them.

"Yeah you are," said the panda in a lecherous voice putting the mint tin back in his fob pocket. I gave him the fuzzy eye and dice and he gave me a good look of his package. A deal

Nobody is sure who the few people that know this fact are. Some people don't know the actual fact, only that it is little known. Neither the chickens or the lesbians wanted to go

The cat snapped, yelled "AccCK" & attacked Bill. Bill somehow never imagined the cat attacking so he was caught completely by surprise & was easily dispatched by the cat. His body

from his torso in several quick, precise strokes. From experience I knew that even the brave would probably flinch, but my lookahead sense let me axe-shave even his nipples without