I think I saw that kid from Resident Block #448342 over on level #438 of Tower #E33 just might have been found guilty of a pleasure thought about his sister's gerbil lunch. Perv!

When I was a kid, I couldn't wait to turn 6 so I could start being a spy for the government. Even at 5 they would still let me spy for them but they couldn't pay me yet. I built up

The fan on my desk was tired of trying to push this moist air into a semblance of a breeze. It had to go through the motions but it's heart was not in it and the moist air knew it.

There is a lion hiding in this ordinary sunny day. Treat it as a threat. Don't let your powder get wet and keep your top knot. If the boot falls on you remember to send us a sign.

We finally found the cave and the eternity chair was exactly where the map said it would be. While we were picking straws to see who would sit on it first, Kraven just sat in it.

I am being real with you. My words are real. Just believe that & find your core. Bisect that with these words and then build your world. Each connection a bridge to the Real. Sense

I was looking at the nudie magazine your son insists is not his. Those women really are pretty. I wish I could look like that. "But Babe, you are prettier than all of them, Besides

The nuts are all gone. God bless them. May they find their way in the world. Here's to Bob's your uncle and the horse you rode in on. Now get your puny ass back in the wagon!

It is as if I am grabbing a flower in a thick bower. My hand & the flower are highlighted by a large but stray sunbeam. It seems to be following my hand. There's that rustle again.

The sound of the rain falling lazily on the tin roof was the background music to the waiting. Each distant thunder a story to be told was telling will tell. The rumbles grabbed our

When she was a child she had a vision of herself seeing something she couldn't believe which she remembered she had already seen as a child when she saw this very thing. She still

d, to pick up the title and like you, die fighting to fight again in the Gloaming with your brothers and sisters and your cattle and consorts and your women. Each gives a wound.

There was a father shaped hole there that will need big shoes to fill & he better come with lots of tools because, well because: there must be a reason. My world view is cock-eyed.

Dr. Seuss told, how the frost giants would leer a sneerity sneer and they would sink your house into the frosty mire if you hadn't the brightest of bright soul fires. But my fire w

She waited until the hag was asleep on the bus. Then she gnawed a hole and laid eggs in her. The tarantula slipped away singing a song about cursing a hag with kids just like her.

squishy new tentacles that he had implanted on Sortex 4, He was home on Earth again and now he was ready for life after the melt of the polar ice caps. Gills and all he dove into

in my shiny new red shoes. If you click them three times they'll send you to the moon." The four year old girl next to the shoe shop window sang in bare feet in the snow. Her holey

had won the Boston Marathon by eating enough pasta before so that it couldn't fly. Luke also conditioned the parrot by forcing it to binge-watch Forrest Gump & shoving fire ants up

Ed was 100 when he decided to take up street luge. Since he believed in starting every activity before sunrise, he had to practice during morning rush hour. His granddaughter Penny

I also saw a witch in a tree stump and somehow hanging by her tongue that is wrapped around the throat of a mountain man lying down on the cliff high above her. An alien elfman wat