In the Cassini pictures, I first saw Walt Disney as The Bride of Frankenstein but an extra 90° clockwise gave us somebody, maybe a golem, tied to the back of an electric tiger.

Are the golem waking? Or are alternative facts keeping them uninformed and not in any way interested in being woke. (SWIDT?) Where are the LGBT&A's golems?

onse, and then I became acutely aware of the fact that the Zombie's jewels had been surgically removed. I gasped, "Caitlyn, Is that you?" The former Olympic star opened her eyes

Hello, Boils and Ghouls, this evening we have an almost live performance, yes we re-hearsed 'itl everyone had their lines dead on. I don't want to keep you hanging, so will cut to

I think that I would hope to think about walking around the Sarlaac's brain. It should be simple but I barely believe in hope and the Sarlaac is scary. Then there's my clubfoot.

“Let me show you my naked body,” I said, but he insisted that he would only accept cash or tokens, and told me I had to pay up or else get off the bus. I reached into my beard and

As I stood there with his finger up my butt, I started to wonder if he was a real dentist. "So where did you go to school?" I asked. "No flirting please," he said, "it's inappropri

I was alarmed at how many times the second brain in my gut had hijacked my will and took me over. To protect my life and freedom, I began to plot its demise. My first thought was

something similar." Dr. Who emerged from the TARDIS. "Oh no!" the girl cried, "Bring back Matt Smith!" "Where's Clara?" her dad asked. The Doctor pointed his sonic screwdriver at

Hopefully by tomorrow morning I will get there to the supermarket.

It depicted man from childhood to manhood and old age. It also depicted woman the same way. So when Xylaxim found it in orbit around his moon world. He knew he had to go him some

blow bubbles and distract the entire addlepated crowd of inept politicians. The Dick Cheney impersonator was no exception and feel in line with the crowd mean while catwoman came i

The barista was confused by the customer's request in Spanish for the largest small coffee that she had. It was not that that it was in Spanish that confused her but what size did

but the Floridan began to climb the hospital blinds, yelling "The celery wants me to take that pill!! The celery!" The nurse had to shoot him with a potato gun before he would

head to show to my employer, but I'll bring it back in a couple of days." The big bunned man agreed and was decapitated. Unfortunately, the assassin accidentally left the man's hea

I like to dance when it's raining and play guitar with my friends especially at midnights. Maybe you like to

When the sun came up, everybody pretended not to notice that there was a brain just sitting there on the bench in the middle of the village. Old Man Jennings chose that day not to

Now this is a tale most peculiar, about a man who died before he was born. "Halt!" you say, "How can this be?" but I assure you it happened just as I am about to tell it.

Arle put his phone in his pocket. "Who was that", asked Frenz. "Another angry villager asking what is he supposed to feed his kids if we keep killing all the dragons and good morni

"Hey Grandpa, we're even!" I said. "The heck we are," he groused, "I've beat you every game, fair and square!" So I unended the checkerboard and he threw sharp butter at me and we