annoyed. Her pain mattered little to them. What did was that their legs were growing numb and their asses all ached as they sat, crammed in like sardines waiting for the poker game

navigator. I was going to end up lost forever, swallowed by the ocean in a paper coffin. The Bermuda Triangle would show me no mercy. It maybe would if SuperS111 was here. My yacht

Fly by the seat of your pants. You need wings and the only way to get them is to earn them. Once you earn them, you can do just about anything you want, within reason. Such advice

Decided to grow both fur and wings simultaneously and see what animal he ended up as. He turned out to be a bat-cat. This meant that he could fly around the house all night and

Think I didn't work at a pizza joint for life unless the universe had no flying tomatoes, green peppers, jalapenos, poultry sausage, pepperoni, onions or mushrooms? I am accustomed

Hadn't ever been inside the Great Pyramid-like structure of brain cells but once inside you don't want to leave. How many neurons were juiced and made into brain salad in two hours

The word was, you never really want to go to pippopippi. You cannot escape pippopippi in a world that is upside down. You would rather visit Uncle Pepperoni and Aunt Rutabaga. They

Obsidian Chu Chuallin Gilgamesh 911 did and as the old adage goes, "He who smelt it dealt it", thus giving me naming rights. I decided to call it Obsidian to get a dig in on him.

They want to rule the world, and the megalomaniacal guinea pig on the Donald's head was no different. He yanked the Donald's shaggy eyebrows up on his forehead and made him tell

tear into a bear carcass. The other animals laughed and called me Schizo-Bunny. I would show them who to laugh at! Maybe a nice pink clover would give me the strength to wreak my

my doorstep, along with the cottage cheese I had ordered. Marley was the worst Blood/Milkman in the world. If you ordered Type A he's bring Type O. So I laid a charm to make Marley

tossed the electric nose picker into her cocoa and turned around while she electrocuted her lips. She never was too bright. Until now. Her lips looked kinda sexy smoldering like th

because we are low people with lowbrow humor and frankly we make ourselves sick. But we do come from wealthy families and can afford the finest medical care. Your job would entail

-B guns were left at the door, as they tended to startle the flock of starlings that had flocked to the flocked avian apse. The sheep and cows had their own apse, too. The chickens

Yes, the fur's gonna fly in this week's edition of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers as fat Freddy hides in a closet with his cat while the hurricane blows away all the dope he

night terrors I also had. I kept them and the nightmares in the coral behind my collective unconscious: or at least my part of it anyway. Both were very good at picking up the cues

lived. Therefore we just worry through it, telling ourselves that someday we will stop to smell the roses. Someday we might even plant the roses so that we can smell them. Surreal

Adolphus lost an astrolabe - all mumsy in the wabe - Drumpf's a piece of work - admit it, you're a jerk.

When really it's hot and scalds your esophagus like lava being poured down your innards. Or it's too cold and becomes slimy as it slides down. Soup is probably used at Guantanamo.

lifting and spontaneous Vogue dancing. The Lady Gaga rip off strain came with farts, sneezes, and chronic meat dress fetishes. Most the world fell ill with one or the other until