we know where secret things are hidden. You thought we were just digging to get out from the fences you erect to hold us captive or to find bones. No we are looking to find

folds folded by folding foldsters. But lets's just get on with it. Once long ago a hippo swallowed me. Like a veritable Jonah I lived among the pink fleshy folds until

attach super springs to the bottom of my flappy clown shoes, bounce around a golf course wearing a space helmet & steal the flag of hole 18. Springy bounded over the countryclub's

The Tahiti sun slivered through the grass walls and my sunburn stung a little. But I had my magic Harry Potter Cream which helped cure

But Mucky and Lucky's hamster brains were small and squishy, and all they could come up with was to cover the cadaver in wood chips, which made it less visible, but no less

Pastor Bob thought Dubis meant schlong & spun round quickly. Believing I had said it, he boxed me hard. In rage I grabbed my trusty acid filled squirt gun aimed at my brothe

going to be drinking tea in the Tiffin Room at Raffles, not on this particular day in any case. Still one can't be choosy. Then I was amazed by

instead, I chose a lovely see through painters smock over hairy woolen slacks & a fuschia tunic. My mood was high. Until I ostracized one too many clients as a cold caller and

" Read Mark from the dusty scroll he held in his hands, "You know what this means Nick ? this is proof that there was in fact an inferior race of monkey ancestors long ago"

He was such a chick magnet that the remainder of Tut's brood followed him back to camp. The excavation team watched the procession and said it was pure poultry in motion.

the coming apocalyse. Rumors like you would be able to write the apocalypse off on your Federal Income Tax or that lavender suited you or even that the official designer of the

don't like salt understandably, and meth thorta looks like it. "Could that be the ansther? Now I'm lithping, too." I stared at the slug's rug. I wanted to sniff it for some reason.

-se favorite musician was Prince, until he croaked. The sexy man-eater cried for weeks when I told her. She'd had her heart set on kissing him and turning him back into a frog.

Spork because that's the way the dog barked with his runny nose. Caden and Spork went out every morning for bagels until that fateful day when they saw Emily pouring coffee down

Shred them. Zorro came to fold a line one day and changed his mind. From then on, Zorro shredded only paper documents to prevent identity theft. It was profitable and saved lives.

, mix them with hot water and butter and claim you got them confused with PotatoBuds. 5. Share your bread crumb with the pidgeons. 6. Sonny and Share. 7. Share in Stone.

the little girl on the bike ran into me. I watched in slow motion as she tumbled through the air, her braces glinting and her braids moving like tentacles. She landed on a wino who

my crotch. "Yeah, I got yer club right here," I said, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have kitchen pipes to destroy and a fortune to make." The performers fell silent as I marched to

as we sat on the sun deck each day and flew our flying saucer type drones over Area 51. Suddenly, we started to retain a public following as people began to notice

that trope had already sailed. I know, he thought to himself from across the brain, I will swim under the world and surface in the Outside. I can hold my breath that long, I think.