But John knew the real deviant secret. The Toffee company's unethical approach to making their sweet candy that only Whole Foods sold was not the organic chocolate but

But as Denis, a fat middle aged man, wolfed down his tuna salad sandwich in the middle of Subway at the mall, he was aroused. The soft bread was a lot like a women's touch.

who was covered in the taste sauce. The mistress knew she would never get his money, now that he was dead. His wife seemed to have won. Cheating husband dead- Check. Money- Check.

but Penelope ran seeing the decaying Popeye but his body back together. The mob screamed and continued to dismember the sailer as he bit into their flesh. It all ended when Hook

TV projectors so we can unknowingly watch Christmas Claymation on the wall next to our Christmas tree in a month. Giving live to Rudolph and Frosty. But that is their plan.

The giant head started to move. Laurel and Hardy ran as the Easter Island Mammoth hopped towards them making an unusual cry of anguish. Ollie watched as his friends

day your the poke-master the next your in a pokeball. Geodude returned to his ball and Ash was ready for his prize.

Acting quick Damien ran into the spook house to shove the peanut butter into the throats of his next victims. Would he ever stop the killing he wondered as his victims choked

melted chocolate and sugary insides. Left out on the eve of a cold night waiting for a hungry traveler. The lights deem and unexpected their to steal them from a plate with a glass

said again that Wedding with Fred and Her instead of Ted was to happen because Ted was bad in bed. Brunhilde stayed stead with her friend and

The judge threw the book at me that day. I was carted off to Alcatraz, the Rock, where I planned my escape. Plotting ever day, watching the guards, watching the water, looking at

ad knowing Phyllis would never take my hand in Marriage. So I was left with Glandia and her drug addiction. I started to crave those sugary pixie sticks by the nose full.

The reindeer running away from the corrupt regime of North Siberia. They flocked to Santa's liberal policy and lacked border control.

the super rad Monkeys from Planet 9. When they arrive on Earth posed to

about it? "Yes and he insists that they stopped producing that model in 1979 due to errant behavior. THey kept becoming sentient." "That doesn't help us at all." It's what I found

Just to be sure I ate a fifth finger. I wasn't squeamish about it. I didn't know they were fingers when I bought them at the Quikmart and ate, now, 5. They were delicious. I think

found himself wanting to eat eyeballs in butter over toast. Sourdough. He searched the kitchen for a toaster. Should I cook the eye, he wondered. But when he looked for the eye, it

three million cans of ostrich, a ruby sword, and an emerald pickaxe. the minute i began my quest, i suddenly realized

Hanging up, Alain pondered what Ezra had just told him. A third player was always possible but not one this far into the plan. Did they know in Langley? He should have asked Ezra.

ancer coughed emitting a grey smoke when he exhaled. His cough sounded sepulchral. His cough startled the white rabbit who dropped his watch. THe wiener car came out of the tunnel.