A six foot tall inflatable love doll from the Love Doll™ Company of Omaha, NE. It said so on the large box she came in. He wanted to surprise his wife with a new partner. Plus he

Mikolaj spent most of his day at the park watching the ducks on the pond. He rarely gave a thought to being the last survivor of the Royal Calump Empire. Or that he had an ex-wife.

For me, that meant my old man would be home tonight. My friends and I were going to hang out in my room. not now. He doesn't care for my friends. The Wing being back meant that the

the hornet came to frighten the two love birds away from their meal. The ants had their choosing of delicate sweets as the man and women left behind their lunch. The humans ran to

Guy Fawkes infiltrate the sewer under the building. The bill wasn't going to die on the floor but in the House. Carting a wheelbarrow of C4, and fireworks, he wanted to take his

Big foot was very territorial and challenged Bubbles to a dance off in front of the Elves. Winner take all to the last one dancing. Bubbles the crazy clown had some great moves.

"here!" Brian said. ""We can being back any B-list dead celebrity" Mulling it over, it looked easy enough. We only need the VHS recorder from my parents bedroom.

with your choice of house salad or soup. I really couldn't pass up the clam chowder. After swallowing the 12 shrimp whole, gagging the whole time, I was ready for my soup.

The cooking staff turned the volume up. The guests could hear the commotion coming from the kitchen. Jen, Varnes and the Chef slided into the dining hall with the staff and danced

rence to citrus help mask the smell. As a feral cat, you are unable to use a liter box and defecateall over the furniture. The smell is impossible to get out. So I had to let you

said my friend from across the table. Battleborn was a brut but loved using the breadsticks from Olive Garden as a weapon to invade Ruby Tuesday's. He insteaded that the rubies

derwear was riding up on Paulinus back. Mr Deer continue to drive much to Paulinus chagrin. But they needed to get to the Cathedral to give a sermon on the powers of peyote.

He thought this advise ironic, coming from his hilly-billy dad with only 5 teeth and a collection of creepy hand bags used to hold various female products that he never used.

rnity. The fear that God forgets before he forgives makes the last weeks in hell all more anxious. That is how Sally Stayput got left behind in hell with the likes of

she could find enough hugs to power the portal long enough. She needed to bring her daughter through the portal, but as she stood outside with a 'Free Hugs' sign, she worried that

"This weeks mystery is where Lunch Lady Cathy gets all her tuna for his fish Taco's on Tuesday." Beephop the clown said. Thaack pondered this question. He did enjoy the tuna fish

had choked me. I was relieved from the excitement and the adrenaline started to kick in. I wanted to feel alive again. I wanted to feel that kind of power.

Ginger realized that this disembodied spirit couldn't be her soul. And that it was a demonic monster looking to possess her mind and body. Like in the Wizard of Oz, she had a soul

victory. She spit the cocoa out in a dramatic effect. She was going to put her foot down now at this tyranny. "I demand a cup of tea" she started. "with Honey!" Jimmy was shocked

PenPape saw a small Peep running around when she plopped the small chicken into her jawpopping mouth and swallowed it. None of the other animals saw this. But her thirst for blood