a case of the bends? "Hur hur, I'll give you something to bend over," said Guillermo del Toro. Before she could react, those blue tentacles brought her to the musical undersea king

I momentarily lost count. Was I in the fourth fold now? I rested, then got the ol' pickaxe out to wallop for the next strata. The air was getting thin. Few people remained here in

When he kept going with the story after saying, "Needless to say", I found I had needed the part he found needless to say. Everybody else knew the part that wasn't said. Omaha is a

I posed myself the rhetorical question, "What am I doing?" "The best I can," I answered for myself. We looked at each other. I shrugged first. I bring it up now because I'm not

It was then that I realized that I was born to be a freelance re-upholsterer. I had the basement. I had the brass tacks. Now all I needed was the chenille. And the furniture, of

The fact is we are made of quantum negotiations in the moment. Any moment that we exist, we are the amalgamation of what an infinite quantum results say we are. Were the universe

and dancing to Wax Tailor playing in the back. Wet floors and dancing don't mix well in my experience. That tiny bikini won't help her at all should she fall. I jumped into action.

siege from. On account as my having been mistaken for an associate justice of the Supreme Court. Namely, Clarence Thomas. The landlady banged the broomstick again. "MOM, STOP WITH

become a rake or rakess(?) or rakem(??). Some didn't start off in a place where sanity was as entrenched as it is in other parts. Instagram loved them flouting MAPLE bacon concerns

I'd made an impression. This was the first girl I'd seen since getting out of the Away Time. I had catcalled her. You know, to blend in. I asked her name. She said it was Piss Off.

What I know about hitmen could fill a book of toilet paper. Five weapons is a bare minimum. They can't all be visionaries like El Gordo Loco. Legend has it that he conjured weapons

A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum. As a noble Bactrian, I'd been allowed to sport a purple sash to denote I was civilized. The night before I had shared a cage with

"It was the girth that cinched it." Kevn thought of Ai. He didn't usually listen to what people at the other tables were saying. He'd been triggered somehow. Ai was in trouble. He

He finally made it to the kitchen. He was confused. He'd never gotten lost going to the kitchen from the living room. There was a note on the fridge. ???????????????????? ???????? ????????????????????

Krazy Kat and Ignatz were in Splitsville once again. One of bricks that Krazy Kat had been throwing at Ignatz left a big gash in her eye. "Another love tap," Ignatz Some busy body

and it did in a way. My world was dead but the wizard's death had only returned the world to its proper astral plane. One where the mundane had killed magic. I ended up in Omaha.

he picked up an unheard of Orange Book by Rajneesh explaining exactly that, how to read both the Red Book & the Blue Book. Rajneesh had meant it as a Dire Warning. Jake saw Recipe.

“Well think about it. Fella’s get bored waiting for a shave right? So give em a paper to read and they might stick around right? I’ll give you a stack for 25 cents to test it out“

Salmon and bagels were spread out before on the small coffee table. Just like the last two repetitions. A women I knew too well came in and I knew what she was going to say before

The detective knew that if he couldn’t identify the man all hope would be lost. He paced around his office. Of course! He would take the most common names ( John, Sam, Daniel) and