on electric scooters here, wearing beanies and glasses. "Whats up dawg?" a Labrador pulled up next to me. "You seem new here." "Yea, you could say I'm a tourist." I replied.

Firemen who had already started stripping. It was certain that these were male strippers intended for Mrs Glick on floor 6 but it was Ted who got an eye-full and was totally in

Bitcode choked a little and groaned at the taxi-driver. "Anywhere in the world and step on it!" The car zoomed off and managed to take flight into the night as dark as the abyss.

obscured by the ectoplasm left behind on the floor of my prison. It was dooms day - Nothing more could be deducted. The ghosts had stolen the wonderful part of my

psychedelic explosions meant to illustrate the creation of the universe. Nic could see through his night goggles that the planetarium audience was completely distracted, so he

of their Olympic free skating performance, they shed their extraneous appendages and let them skitter across the ice as the crowd went wild. But the judges disapproved of their

a few numbers if any of you were to perish..." The cold committee chairman chuckled briefly at his latest tweet. If one of his employees failed to like the tweet, they would soon

around with her pristine swimming goggles. Nothing... with a tint of blue. There! She spotted three poison dart frogs poorly disguised as a man in a trenchcoat and unloaded her gun

Humpty Numpty Bean Sprout Gumbo Rice Bowl. That night on the back deck the full moon rose over his bowl, and a hazy cloud like a descending dove over all. He was overcome with a

I miss the days when trains would rattle along the track and one could enjoy the passing scenery in a sedate yet pensive state. But now we only see a shifting pearlescent smudge as

Those days weren't worth remembering. After the wedding, the divorce. The eggs predate the existence of chickens. Therefore, the egg came first. Which one took up smoking first is

I told myself I couldn't remember my days, what happened when, which came first, etc. I answered myself with a Reddit post about the longevity project. I didn't know what I meant.

Gerty heard a muffled ruckus from below in the street. She hardly gave it a thought and continued writing her rant. Gerty got giddy thinking the ruckus was the garbage truck. Bilbo

in Omaha. LIghtning McQueen also discovered the amount of money involved and wanted in. Building an expansive underground city full of streets for street racers was expensive. When

Cochran was called in before the Old Man. Something was up. Did Dad know? Or was he finally going to give me my own crew? Thoughts flew like a murder of crows spooked & scattered.

I find that when in a crisis, like the one we are in now, it is best to pick a moving "target" and make it stop moving. Some have chosen to make TRUTH the target. Timing may or may

I painted myself into a corner and like it's namesake I was stuck in the corner and the floor was lava. I had been using an experimental thermalgenic paint for the Department of

for the Monster's reelection anymore. The Perfect Woman Trump Voter. I wasn't. My old boyfriend had doctored a picture of me with a MAGA hat. Faux News ran with it and overnight I

"No thank you, I'm quite pleased with the name I've got," I answered as I eyed her up & down. Doing a bit of judging myself. She looked young, 44ish. "What IS your name," she said.

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