The party was going nicely when Jake cried, "Tyros et my dingo!" Tyros set down his forks and said, "Nah, bro, I never ate your dingo. This dingo is made of tofu! Understand?" Jake

safe passage through erstwhile dangerous zones. The child and his magical balloon passed through the ranks of supple boobs and firm pecs to the glade at the center of the

"Don't worry, sweetie. I'm right here and I'm holding on to you. Stupid people talking as if our world is a bunch of temporary vapors and our lives are inconsequential!" Ari's mom

-- Anna Blavatskaya and Jerome Leadbetter were the Bridge team to beat. To hell with Hoyle and their own conniving descendants -- Anna and Jerome loved the cards and the cards

about old maritime family feuds. Sammy was determined to get his "Maritime Surprise" down the gullets of every descendant of the Right Honorable Reverend Smedley Bond, aka Captain

Championship Cricket was struck by the sour notes the hurdy gurdy gal was slinging around like a carny hawker. "Do you hate music so much?" he asked. "No, just much," she answered.

Championship Cricket never won a championship in any endeavor. He was too lazy to win lazy contest. "Winning has taken up enough time from me. Why must you remind the world I'm an

I never gave tomorrow much thought except for every day and every night. Did I want to see another miserable tomorrow. It's true, tomorrow never comes. But it does blow hot air in

"I win!Losers!" the dumb,maniacal orange shouted at the start of the game.The armed clementines,his frenetic supporters,cheered and harassed his opponent.The old grape stared at

the Armenian language with a tirade against the encroaching resurrection of Trump. A shower curtain ring salesman stepped out from the crowd. Brad brandished his eggplant at her.

For one thing, the chandeliers hadn't been equipped with jamming equipment. She knew they'd used enough of her money to have them upgraded. Where were her upgrades? A whiskey glow

was working against him, Simon knew. In his mind, he pictured a stooped long bearded man made of tendrils of time bunched together like a courtesan's braid. Why would Time be again

to get naked & dance the lambada at his grandmother's wake. With a start, Simon awoke in his sweat drenched newspaper blanket. This dream felt different though. The rolling tide

Failing to see the light about the darkness that surrounded me seemed the best course of action for now. But when I wouldn't snort the headman's offering I "taught" about boofing.

but cunningly placed on the balcony. Penguins isolated the area, big ones: penguins with big pointy teeth! It was almost as though it was

the denizens of hell and heaven wanted to be ruled by a Corporate all seeing eye, managing their every move. Times were rough in the spiritual plane, and God had to make some deals

got up and dusted himself off."It was necessary" he whispered softly. Kara and Kujo were the only two left alive in the city they had destroyed. The siblings stayed a moment longer

object started levitating. It reached eye-level and hung there for a moment. With a flash of light, the object disappeared, presumably to the afterlife. She hoped that her mother

Estaba dormido cuando llamaron. Tiendo a no dormir demasiado profundamente cuando estoy en habitaciones de hotel. ¿Quien podría ser? No conocía a nadie en esta ciudad abandonada po

had dirt on me. Finding Katarina was no easy task, on account of her shifting addresses every year. Eventually I tracked her to the far reaches of the South American coast, where