I'll be trampled by a nerd horde while waiting for the next iPhone reveal. Now there's a way to go. I mused over the thought for several moments, before focusing on

, whose name was Stella, rode her broom backwards and was always asking the others to help her get it out of reverse. Stella approached the so-called "Witch Coven" cautiously,

Would you happen to have a tampon?" it said. Her eyes widened as she read it, knowing that the paparazzi would have a hard time accepting that she, a star, would be at all human.

Aiding and Abetting the Escape of the Soup Course, if he couldn't prove that he had tried, at least, to catch the fleeing human. The League of Cannibals decided that he would have

The cannibals and headhunters were at it again. The cannibals brought out the old chestnut about headhunters wasting good food. The headhunters called the cannibals ass eaters. It

His skin hadn't seen the sun in 13 years. He wasn't about to let that go for naught over this upstart floozy of a queen from the Red Planet. He hated that it had to be voted upon.

the time he and his dead sister fell into his shadow. Even as they fell they argued as to which of them was at fault. She claimed she was at fault for scaring the substance out of

dog's podiatrist cross dressed the wrong rottlabootle as a canine Trump throwing his bone into the race as a write-in candidate. Sensing a change in the wind the Trumpers jumped on

The N in NILF, you see, stands for Narcissus. For I would gladly F myself, I whisper it constantly to my reflection on the lakeside. At least, until that fateful day

see my skin growing saggy and tired. In retaliation, I threw the hourglass at the old man- no, the infant, who started to cry as if this whole situation wasn't his doing. Then

I continued flirting during the course of the date, but Death was rather more dense than I was expected. I tried to do makeshift pole dance on his scythe but he didn't seem

his nose held sway was anyone's guess. But Rod Sterling Legal Tender wasn't one who liked to sit around guessing someone's business. Rod wanted answers the usual oracles couldn't

I hung(?) out in this limbo an indeterminate duration akin to time. Attention finally caught my attention in turn. I felt being looked at again. Was the smoke clearing? Was that a

This was all beyond Fred Flintstone's understanding, "Besides," his recently out from the caves mind might have thought. "My turtle lawn mower isn't mechanical. It complains lots.

Having grown up inside the belly of the machine Bitcode Rodriquez knew her way around the machine's alimentary systems. Memory dumps were her ins and outs. She'd made plans with an

As you age in you mortal life your ability to reach our realm will grow out of you. Eventually you will think us a dream. But if you ever remember us, we're real. Come back to us.

At last the maiden has become the crone. Finally she will have the knowledge and wisdom that comes with experience. She'll see the burden wisdom is, the heartbreak.

Having seen it from the other side, this side seemed the better of the two. But she knew to allow for the state bound knowledge translation factor. Immediacy tipped the scales for

Er was eens een man die over zijn eigen telefoon reed

between baths from the lot of them. Off-worlders. He spit at just thinking the word. “They’ll get theirs,” he told himself as the fury returned to his side, ashamed at its failure.