between baths from the lot of them. Off-worlders. He spit at just thinking the word. “They’ll get theirs,” he told himself as the fury returned to his side, ashamed at its failure.

"How do you suppose I've lived so long?" was the answer. But now, a dark figure approached. It was a Barbara, dressed as Death. In its boney hand was a bag of candy corn, which it

board room, where the directors were having their monthly 'meeting', which pretty much turned out to be a cocktail party. The chairman was much too tipsy to hear my pleas for the

The woman walked into frame wearing a basic 80's combat chic all the way down to her dog tags. But she was a cat person so her's were cat tags. The way she saw it was the only way

Pater Marcus was in charge of the coven's youth outreach. Before the Event, they would go out to popular places and distribute the Unholy Writ, the coven's manifesto, of sorts. Qui

After the death of the Famed Untangler, everyone had to deal with tangled earphones. Soon, the tangled earphones started to tangle with one another, forming a hive mind.

A wee widdle widdershins wound wretch who whined or whimpered when a West wind went wrong was wont to want a wicked white wight at whatever wake welcomes whomever. She thought so.

I was pondering social stratification in general when I discovered I didn't know how to wink, let alone knowingly. I remember now how I got there. Socialization and a provocative

the rabbit represented the dictator's soul, especially when the autopsy revealed the fat bunny wedged between his heart and his kidneys. The movie won a Histrionic Film Festival in

soothed by the creature's words, but unnerved by its appearance. Snakes kept slithering from its mouth, along with its conversation, but I tried to maintain a grip on my emotions.

" Clearly Colonel Pigstem had gone completely mad. Jenny the maid edged herself toward the door, nodding at him all the way, in an encouraging manner. If she could just phone the

Singing opera seems to be a very effective method in disciplining your children. Timmy won't wash the dishes? oooAAAAAAAAAA. Boom, Timmy's ears are no more and so are the dirty dis

were enjoying a bit of grog before a bit more buggery. "The only thing is, Sir. The rapist is the the therapist." Due to the bugger's lull Lt Knudssen was heard by King Bill. "Send

I saw a spiral of stories about a guy that had a spiral of stories told about him in a spiral. Anyone that anyone could ever mention showed up in the spiral eventually. St. Germain

My cat, Pyrrh Grtgtr tr t Gnosis Hissy, lived up to his name today when he had a hissy fit over the White House drama preempting his stories. He liked the one where the bad guy was

Sue suspected Steve Buscemi would look suave in a skimpy swimsuit. But suspecting and knowing were not the same thing and her pillows where proof that they weren't. She needed new

Like they were prepared for the contingency of they themselves having to blow up the White House Bunker. Maybe not now but maybe. Some defense contractor now held the keys to the

In his absence the White House has been fortified and upgraded to the highest standards possible on only a siphoned off PPP loan of $3 billion can buy. Strangely, detonators were

The doctors refused to let the Orange Buffoon leave the hospital. He was a spreader. They had to protect the public. He'd been delusional before but his treatment had strengthened

I've just realized this has all been a long ass con. Starting with the Gulf of Tonkin. We'll need to have a well trained $ loyal police force when we oppress our fellow Americans.