Who did I think I was kidding. It would have reverberation. It already had. I could feel myself coming back at me. Stepping into my words, never quite catching up. I kept getting

hedgehogs long before it was fashionable. It might be only slightly less keen than the real Ferret Rampage now but back then we were spit upon for using hedgehogs. Ferrets rampagin

Hey, we don't know that. We don't know if our senses keep working when we're dead. They might remain intact and we can not tell because of the infinite void of the other side.

Should I be concerned that my green beans taste like raw fish? I never knew green beans could taste anything. Besides cooked fish wouldn't be able to taste anything. It's dead.

Unless it was my Uncle Spicy Spicy. That won't be pleasant. Ghost peppers lose the ghost at the sight of him. Do people still use that phrase? I used to read it as loose. Red devil

Not very reassuring I'll admit. But it was sincere. I wouldn't want to be eaten by a stranger. At least with family, I sort of knew what kinds of food I'd be mingling with. Nothing

That was this morning. Just now though, when I was getting my chicken (LEROY JENKINS!) out of the coop I told her, "Don't you worry. Don't you fret. I'll get you in my belly yet."

That didn't stop them from moving up the ranks of the Brownshirt Brigades Trump had at the end of a dog whistle. There was still time for a Reichstag fire. What better fodder could

Seeing-without-Sight. "We'll get to that later", one of them said like it knew the future any different that the rest. They all knew what was meant though. That was the beginning.

of the shared biodome were problematic. The occupants of the Talon IV biodome preferred the barrier opaque. The humans on this side wished it transparent. The fracas was spreading.

There was no confusion about the pronoun that Harvey didn't know or had lived. When it came to what it turned out to be, he wasn't buying it. Not for the eyes it would get him. Wan

"Excuse me Sir, but I don't feel I need to keep company simply because we share a surname. You might be a greater scoundrel than me." And with that my father slammed the door in my

-rches. They both know the coupons are both stolen and expired. The raped son-in-law takes them anyway. That settled that. That left the question of a next time. Gonad's smirk said

I would say that the fact that it is real is exactly why it will not last. Real only lasts as long as it is believed in or, at least, remembered.

lay strewn across the highway. Local police had the road closed off while rescue operations were ongoing. Traffic was really building up. I checked on the beers. Still warm. Then I

Drug addled when she was born, Gwen Flughenheimerstiensen-Lee-Kim-Garcia-Joe-maybe-I-don't-know Jones, spent her first days of lucidity this week. It is thanks to a donated 3rd eye

survivors. Most of them, really. He'd been lashed to the mast. He didn't have the luxury to panic like the lot of them. Ezra had to chew through the boson's best to free himself.

Yeah, Gnarls Barkley. Who is more crazy? The crazy guy or the one who takes advice from the crazy guy to think twice? Didn't think twice about that one, did you? Does that make me

theostatists combined into a Right Wing Gundam and burned their way across the dying Heartland picking off anyone disloyal to the Regime; which was everybody this side of Abraham.

The supply ships were 5 months overdue. The colony should have had backup supplies for 6 months. They were out as of yesterday. They colonists were terraforming as fast as possible