ment literally everyone was feeling, Bunny Rabbot mimicked a laugh along with him. Spark turned his head towards something outside and hopped up on the window sill. Rolling toward

doesn't work that way. Souperwoman gave him a mirror so he could see the machinery. There was a black shard in the upper left side of his head. He set down his face and reached for

PUSHED HER! I got so mad I was blind. In that moment I knew I deserved to go with them, down to wherever they take the worst of the criminals.

I swore. It had been acting up recently. All around the day had frustrated me and I was ready to get off this planet. If only I hadn't

meat shop that didn't have any meat and a secret counter featuring "marital aids" of all sorts. I begged off and went to the appointment I hadn't known about I with a live Bishop.

Christi when Selena was assassinated by the president of her fan club. Muscaria Hemlock had determined that Selana's murder was an instance of the Mandela Effect for some people.

swirling around it. The smell hit me like a ton of bricks! I'm not sure what I got myself into. I graciously took the food I had already paid for and went over to the table where

Father Mozguz wrote me an e-mail saying he didn't like how he was portrayed in Berserk. He was not dead after all. That's when I tried to reach out to Miura to clarify and

deviant taste. I wish I was never called to attend such castle parties. It made me sick just to see all the puke and people having sex all around the place. I was

knew Michelle wanted to get home to work on toning up her arms a bit more so He wrapped up the story about touring the Venezuelan whorehouses, pounded off his Pisco Sour, and

I stopped, turned, and pimp-slapped Phil into next Tuesday.

and onto the shelves, awaiting purchase for middle-aged folks across this fine nation to shmear nightly across their faces. Alternatively, and stay with me here, we could spray

Upon return from witnessing the invention of the wheel, the time travelers came up with a more personal goal. "Remember that time Mr. Willanga refused to accept your late paper?"

not meant for us. Perhaps our lives were only for background scenery. Nobody needed to go through what happened to us. It was only important that somebody did. Important to who?

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Then the head did a 720 degree rotation. She vomited yesterday's business at the pow wow. The blood spray from her tear ducts becomes a torrent strong enough to move her head ba

Oke was a crypto miner's crypto miner. So what if she might have murdered someone over a New Orleans queen, in the mines she was a dynamo. Then one day the crypto mine collapsed.

moment into a brand new memory to go with the old one. He summoned the Rooster. He summoned the Swallow. He summoned the Lurk. He tried another but was at his limit for now. Manife

asked Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who was waiting at the bus stop. Clarence was wearing a trench coat and drinking from a funky can of Coke. He pointed out the hurricane.

was not that great, let's be honest. But, you are still a good guy,". I read on, hoping that he had not cheated.