a snowflake setting on a leaf, clinging doggedly to the tree of life. Such a small thing, but enough to send ripples across the fabric of the universe. Awakened by the ripples

the dread dragon Snorb, wield around for another attack. The last village child stood frozen in fear, about to share the fate of his siblings, when out of the shadows leapt

The Curse of Count Snotula! The gloop oozing from my nose slopped into a fetid puddle on the floor. And, as I watched in horrified fascination, it began to coalesce into a

school children. The songs the children wrote were a bit weird and, in one case, pretty messed up. But we sang them anyway and it made the funeral at lot less sombre. Afterwards

has decided to come with me. We're going to explore the woods. I've heard there's a magical lake in the centre of the woods, and my yellow cat wants to catch a fish. The cat and I

that when it was two inches on a map, then it was two minutes away in person. I truly doubted that, but I would never say it 'cause I knew that if if I chose to, I would aboslutely

I considered the question, glancing at my partner. A couples adventure of discovery on a mysterious island sounded amazing. She gave me a slight nod. "We're in!" I said. I didn't

Dave looked at his keyboard in disgust. What the hell was wrong with the stupid thing now. He held it upside down and shook it vigorously and was astonished when out fell a

when his cat ate his first few sketches, and all that was left were a few moist balls of shredded paper. He explained this to his teammate, but she still got angry and

turmoil. Maybe he should reboot himself. I mean, no one wants to see Robocop have an unexpected error. “Server the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.” Time for a

Jim sat nervously in the Quornucopia vegan restaurant. His blind date was due any minute and he was sure she’d be able to tell how much he loved to eat meat! Could this be her now?

most recent February 30th had occurred 18 years ago, and by a cruel twist of fate that was the day Billy Grumpton had been born. He should be celebrating his 18th, instead he was

"Yes Dear?" Sue asked. "You're hugging him again! Let the poor fellow go, he's clearly uncomfortable. How are we going to make enough money to buy back the rest of him?"

So many things to remember to take with me. I'm sure there was something I was missing though! I should have written it all down when the guy in the shop told me what I needed.

The first thing I noticed about him was his Batman costume, classic Adam West. Certainly not the outfit you'd normally expect your doctor to be wearing.

the fight that was supposed to happen. it was supoosed to restore balance- and I stopped it. My self-destruction now creates chaos for other. If only i had thought about

ier performers would have retaliated back, but not these singers. They knew they deserved their fate & folded over in supplication, waiting to die. The rodents circled one victim &

tty, as he splattered on the ground. Bessie gave three full buckets this time! "I was just feeling generous." she explained. "I wonder if that nerd liked milk?" Betty contemplated.

In that situation, no questions could be asked because they are unquestionable. My mom stared blankly at me. "Hey, what time is it?" I asked. She didn't respond and instead just

.", he remarked. The mother turned red, realizing that she could have started a war. She grabbed the pillow back from Steve and threw it at him so that the baby wouldn't be involve