a bag of dog treats, hoping to distract them. As soon as they caught a whiff, they abandoned their posturing and came running over to me, tails wagging. I smiled, relieved that I

Once upon a time, in a dark and dingy corner of a busy city, there lived a small but resilient cockroach. It was a common sight in the cramped and dirty apartment of a struggling f

As he rolled his car onto the B&O Railroad, a sense of excitement and trepidation filled him. He knew that this was a risky move, but he was willing to take a chance to achieve his

her childhood, when she used to attend the circus with her parents. She remembered the joy and wonder that filled her heart as she watched the acrobats, clowns, and animals perform

There was no contest over these balls, no warning we were all headed over the falls in a hothouse of poking antlers and slashing paws.

morally bankrupt toadstool farmer and the woman who tried, and failed, to love him. Leucous felt himself sufficiently prepared for the role once he'd

deprive the world of singing this transcendent. Do you notice how much brighter the moon appears in the presence of good music? You obviously lack any common sense. No surprise

had made a good start on my laptop before it got a taste of the battery. I glared at the paneled walls, the dusty and yellowing chandelier. "You'll never beat me!" I shouted.

the protest march that had begun in Pioneer Square suddenly rounded the corner, and the vets fled in terror, leaving behind several tents that were soon trampled underfoot.

you won't be going anywhere for a good while yet. Perhaps it's in our interest to get along a little better?" She glared at me and cursed in a language I didn't understand.

but I wouldn’t have it so raw and visceral during Prime time.

They sat and watched as their village entertainer, Anastasia (who was formerly known as Staasia Daniels) performed the remix to her hit new single, "Do You Wanna", with Shi Wisdom.

The more knowledge he gained, the bigger his head got! It is hard for him to find hats that fit but that is the price you pay to be the smartest in the room. As he walked through t

ing that can see through people's bullshit! I do know how to work Photoshop and alter the truth. Sara never saw it coming when I posted those fake photos of her with Jerome. That i

"I'm sure you can.", Daltry replied, then turned around and enabled the autopilot. I asked where she was going. She said "To a place you've never dreamed of. I have a bus that goe

his secrets with me. Also, his strawberry-raspberry pies, which they say are delicious and my kitty would like some too. Wait, what if Zaboomafoo also joined us? now that would be

was unstable. The ground on which they stood was a giant floating rock. Many other rocks were floating in the distance. Zach noted, "Dark." "Fresh.", Zak pointed. "How do people

Bobo’s a fully autonomous, transdimensional, oiled-up, shaven, old geezer. Now, that I was thinking about it, it was odd that he didnt really fit in the guinea pig enclosure.

he was blind and I was stuck in the ample folds of space and time. But Dave always acted like that when he knew he was wrong. I waited as he stumbled into the wall. You done?

at this course. The hole was 160 yards away.