The pork distracts the taste buds while the spices infiltrate the TRP-V1 receptors. Washing down with water only amplifies the effect. These crimes continue in the large intestines

it's more fun this way. I walk along with them on the boulevard of broken dreams. This city is dead. How long can I keep from being identified as food? My less developed brain

"Which is infinity plus one, in ordinal terms known as omega, number of days." the judge ordered. "Ah, then there is no incentive not to escape, no?" "No one can escape the dungeon

bonne humeur pour vous servir du." I don't speak Spanish, he responded. She scoffed and left. "I don't think we get to have the totally-rad-dinner-for-free." his friend wispered.

Dutchman if you saw it. But then again, you never saw it. I did. and let me tell you. No, LET ME TELL YOU, it was nothing short of horrifying. The ghost floated above our seas and

turned into a fish!" Esther held up a bag with a goldfish. "This isn't tone for jokes; he needs to come home." Allison barked. Telling her it wasn't a joke only answered her more.

and dosed the flames with the fuel. Those with the pumped up kicks danced while singing the Animaniacs countries song.

, so he cut a small hole for the GoPro. He matched into the encampment and found the stash of paintballs. putting his cloak around them, he dashed back to his own team.

art. Art with beautiful, terrible, power. Once they let go of the scripts, they could not pick them back up. instead, they improvised. Would it not be so evil to abandon the

sandwiches with the purchase of an Octo-leg. Mr. Snooks couldn't let that go to waste. So he bought all the Octo-legs. This resulted in bad reviews from customers who wanted a leg,

Christmas package." He opened it to find 4 cigarettes, a bar of chocolate, and a letter. The letter said, "Bro, like, it's war." He knew what that meant.

wishy washy spooky scary pocky sticks are made for you and me. Jokes are fun unless they're mean because mean jokes are so mean. Don't be a bully unless you are bullying wishy

She had no regard for how it would make him after forcing so much sugar. I dreaded having to return him to his mother after this. My wife is an insane narcissist. She would blame

wouldn't admit fault for having left the machine running all weekend. We had 113,000 cat's eye marbles and the client only wanted 15,000. What made things worse was that the bins

the standard double stretchy super pants instead. It was only a couple days later when I saw that the police apprehended a vigilante wearing them. Humphery spoke to the news camera

form a contrast against her curved body and it captured so much attention that even Target picked it up and showcased it in the clothing section. Wait, it was only Target that took

I immediately chose to advise this godlike ability. If I knew my ex would be going outside or if

recital. Where was I? 28841978? No, shoot. He's so hot, I lost track. "Wrong" the judge said. This is embarrassing. I know 300 digits, but Prof. Corden probably thinks I'm an idiot

l, I know we haven't always gotten along, but Benghazi sounds fun and I'd like you to come with me. We can skip my responsibilities as president and just chill at the hotel with

He stared back at me. "Okay." After an awkward silence, I changed the subject. I don't think he believed me to be a vampire. "So, what's your favorite