come we can't get room service in this dump?" whinged the ghosts. "Because the waffles drop right through you and we have to call the janitor in!" thundered the hotel manager.

into the septic tank at the Iced Tea Car Shield corporate headquarters. Suffice it to say, Iced Tea was really upset when he heard the rock banshee getting it on with Coco Austin

It’s tough being a nymphomaniac at 99, but that’s what I am. Had a grand total of 1,999 lovers; for obvious reasons, I’d like one more before retiring. Sadly, no one wants to bed

take Ug’s fat gut and place it on donk. All caveman like woman with big round donk,” Nurg smiled a three-tooth grin, but Ug was offended, “Ug no like donks. Ug like nunga nungas.”

With his intellectual deficiency on display, Chumley showed up to Army Basic Training with a deck of poker cards, bingo chips, and a box of fluorescent green Mega Big Boy condoms.

Stanley Grave made the grave mistake of believing he was grandiose when he wasn’t even grand. Teddy Fink was a fink, fat & finicky, which made him an overweight fink with friends.

circumnavigate the surmounting glitches piling on FoldingStory, but he knew a sad solution to bring back their absent admins. Dare he sacrifice himself by violating the rules? All

everyone forgets Craigslist is a thing?" Meanwhile, Grogu had chewed into his beanbag chair to nest, much to Moph Gideon's chagrin. Moph knew this was now more trouble than needed.

When you glanced past the shabby clothing and entangled hair, past the gobbledygook of genuine and new-fangled ignorance, you come to the realization that everybody loves a clown.

You can’t break any rules without a good understanding of them. They say he was born with the gift of Gab; Gab being the head manipulator of rules, truth, idealism, and democracy.

You can’t break any rules without a good understanding of them. They say he was born with the gift of Gab; Gab being the head manipulator of rules, truth, idealism, and democracy.

Horace had had enough of beans & franks; he had his eye on an entirely different dish, a more sophisticated form of charmer, a cross between liver and onions, and steak tartare.

He had begun to smell it a half hour before he noticed it. A carnal smell from the next room; familiar but he couldn't place it. His curiosity piqued, he rose from his desk to

I had knew the soul in Maxine Riley a several times in previous lifetimes. I wanted to be near her when she remembered it. She’d remember she has the power to leave the iron lung.

One day I saw Ted walk into the version of our town reflected in his pickup truck. It was freshly washed and waxed. He went in normal but came out at least 80 years older. He’d que

Suddenly the Horned One busted through the pearly gates with a spray of bullets, and lead the rest of the damned proudly into the halls, where they shat upon the golden tiles and

with less misogynistic tendencies, and plowed it over some workmen who were hooting at Lolita's generous bottom just before she fell. Quilty was horrified as the magic carpet went

Unshod I trod across the quad to join my squad: Claude, Maude, Todd, and some new broad from abroad, ℺ØÐđ. She was a bawdy one too. Three for five! Sex & seven eighths. "Nein!" Ten

resort to the "I can't believe I forgot a beautiful woman's name. I must have been dazzled by your eyes" ploy. Luckily a passing woman caught her attention by calling her Attila.

-ed prophets of our ruin, & Trans Ann Marie, a daughter of a different kind of father. To hone the point finer than it needed Trans Ann Marie drove a Trans Am in the Grand Prix.