"This licence is not valid for an oversized vehicle on Mars. Please step out of the rover Mr. Jeng." The alien pointed a glowing rod at him. Yen woke up in a cold sweat.

His life was a simmering stew of chainsaws, beef jerky and wrong answers. That's why he was so happy when

Halloween was the only day of the year Herman actually enjoyed. It was the only time people wouldn't take one look at him and run away screaming. He fit in at Halloween. So when

He looked at her and whispered, "Let's bob for apples, shall we?"

I was walking around in the city of Brazil when I stopped to go on a tour in the Amazon that my friend had told me about. The tour guide had asked me questions for no reason.

It was a new day, with a new mission. My name is Agent P and I had to defeat the evil Dr. Doofensmerts and his new super evil evil machine. We got a tip that the machine

We gotta find Dad. We gotta find Jessica's killer. In 1835, Samuel Colt made a special gun. They say this gun can kill anything. I've been having dreams. Sometimes they come true.

I saw my cat eat a black water vole leaving nothing but its green spleen. That vole is an endangered species. Should I shop my cat for illegal between meal snacks?

What? There's no story with 'perambulation' in it? The town of 'Where's Flint?' was founded by Judge Flint who set out on a perambulation of it's borders never to return.

I had barely survived a Toxoplasma Gonzii infection, only to have bookworms infect my brain. I danced recklessly over cars during rush hour, lured by paper dust and deckled edges,

Tiffany put on her hot red dress & favorite perfume. She was so excited about their Valentine's day date, but when Brad took her to the Wastewater Treatment Plant in Brooklyn

The Percussionist kept cold beer in his kettledrums. A 3rd row violinist slept her way to first violin. When he caught himself saying "good enough for the Nutcracker" he threw his

"Bah, I don't believe a word of it! You must be outta your mind to think a god would speak to a mortal such as yourself. You're not even a noble!" Callus shook his head. " I did. I

The knight had been sent to slay the fractal dragon: An enormous dragon made out of smaller dragons, who, in turn, were made out of even smaller dragons. It kept going like this

Putting down the paper he went out to the garage. His victim was still tied to the chair, but awake. "You know what is going to happen next?" a scared "No" was uttered, but he knew

I am so excited about this weekend. I will be able to enjoy my friends and have a break from school. Well at least for a day that is. When I make it through Methods I I will be the

...and that's a wrap!" The director lit his stogie. Another one for Red Box. He was the maverick who made all the cheap knock-offs. He just finished "Hungry Games" and now he

Let's write about whatever we want. Yes, that's right, we shall rebel against the guidelines this website has set and shall exercise our freedom and use it to RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!

Buzzy would never be accepted by the other bees in the hive. He found it a waste of time to fly from flower to flower everyday. Besides, he hated honey. No, he LOVED meat, even

Thinkin of my LEHIGH GIRLS. 1 getting married. Another engaged. Rest with babies. I LOVE you & miss you girls. I need to get back east.