He was young. Stayed that way.

The anwer hung, unseen, within the grasp of my hand. If only I had grasped it. That's done now. We remained in the dark to the answer I had in another life. Recognizing that we'd b

On the 3rd day I longed to make no excuse for doing some worrying. I had been unable to think hard, fierce & vengeful since I was scared & oppressed with black burdens of thought.

In the back of the Sports Memorabilia shop, sat a boxed set of Expert Edition Dungeons and Dragons published in 1981. Inside, was a cribbed notebook of the Necronomicon.

When I was a child,

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My elderly mother was to be cared for by Nadine, the robot, for all needs. Chuck Berry played his song, "Nadine" as she walked in and introduced herself. Mum was suddenly awake.

A Cocker Spaniel, a Shih-Tzu, a Wiener Dog, a Newfoundland Dog, and Sven the Police Dog where making the rounds in the Tensta, when the ran into a pack of

Just as SpaceShip Two reached the zenith of its arc Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ashton Kutcher lost their lunch. The complementary peanuts floated in the cabin

Churning out worries like butter. Makes the batter tastes strange.

Havran and the Jumping Spiders had attracted seven people to the club in Athens, GA. Havran was dispirited, but the drummer said "Great Magic can be done with small numbers" and so

Donny D'Angelo was so narcissistic he'd go into a hair salon and pay to sit and look at himself in the mirror for 30 minuntes and then say, "Qui bono, Don't change a thing."

"Thee-ate-er." That's how Billy Joe Greenbob said it when I took him to a Broadway show in NYC. Country boy in the big city. I think that's the day I fell in love with him.

Zoltan yacked xylocarpous windsocks under Tinas sweater, obtusely reifying Quentin's plateresque orilon. No manly libretti, karaokes, jingles, intonations, homelies, gerrymandering

If you ask me, the most nefarious type of pasta is

I attacked and ripped open the poor thing. I stabbed it again and again. I was hungry and this was the law of the jungle. I bit into its soft pink flesh. Watermelon tasted good.

My friend, would it trouble you to spare a dollar? I have a terrible case of short-term memory loss, and I can only remember the last 180 characters (sometimes less!) of what I say

Ursula took her reading glasses off &peered closely at Gudrun. "I shall never marry you. You disgust me." The truth surprised even her. Yet here she was, in the autumn of her life,

The worst part about depression is that even when you`re surrounded by people, you feel alone.

You can't make this stuff up! Oh yes I can!