Finished Folds (61—80)
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4Literally! I freaked the lizard man out so bad he crapped his loin cloth and ran off hissing into the underbrush. I gingerly brushed off his cucumber sized turd and
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3Crocodile Dundee arrived wielding his rather large phallus shaped bowie knife. "Time for some new boots, mate!" he shouted at Scarn the ostrich as he flipped the knife
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2the one I got was allergic to vitreous fluid. It broke out and ended up getting mange. My old coot of a neighbor took a look at us and mumbled about vitreous fluid induced mange.
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6sniff out the savants and members of mensa. Those smart brains were especially tasty and they often discoursed literature and math over the tasty brain of a departed physics prof.
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6sucking weak swill beer through a straw (in order to make it more potent) and then hunting for the "GatorGrub" loving gators. He'd wait until the gator was done feasting before
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4y lips, no new taxes," mumbled an old man in the corner of the dimly lit bar. The door burst open followed by a jack boot and Oliver North attached to the boot. Robspierre screamed
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9Sally shouted from the laundry room. Sam was in the dining room playing poker with his buddies. He replied, "I never fold." Harry grabbed the pot saying, "That is why you lose."
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6He screamed like a excited little girl for on the stage was a brand new Lamborghini, a car he always wanted. Unfortunately next to it was the gallows, he was to play the gallows
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4a crosseyed glance back at the orange. It was laying there in a pool of it's own pulp. He thought "what a mess" and shouted out to the butler, "Mr. Barnes, come here this
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37 lives ago. With only one left (one she lost in that unfortunate escalator accident) she would need to be careful and make sure the man in the shadow didn't
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6It was an exquisite corpse. The ends were perfect from the beehive coif to the freshly french manicured toes. The only problem I could see was the middle. It needed something like
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7cried at the sight because the Dunkin' Donuts was right next door to the IHOP we lit up with the C4. Several hundred squad cars raced by blocking the roads for miles so the
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4a plumber's rear end for it had popped loose from it's chain and landed there while Sally Titmouse leaned over him to see if he could fix the sink. The ant frozen in the amber
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4Damn I hated pushy cold calls but I sure did love to mess with their heads. Speaking of which I quickly dialed 911 and farted into the phone. Soon the cops would come... again...
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3horse manure. "What the heck?" I thought as I looked up and saw the large mass of a horse plummeting toward me. I threw my weight to the left and barely missed being squashed but
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1it was missing its wings. "Damn my stupid sister!" he shouted to the clouds. "There's gonna be a knife fight tonight!" He stomped on his glider and ran toward the house brandishing
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2lilting song muffle through the lead walls. He ran to the asbestos lined closet and grabbed his tin foil hat. "Hah, no way the aliens can detect me now." He got down on all fours
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5The great slumbering god rolled over and created a minor earthquake that destroyed half of San Francisco. Unfortunately the other half was overrun by slimy creeping tentacle
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3whoopie cushion on the east coast. It was said the low octave note created by a stunt man landing on it could break glass 20 miles away. I couldn't wait to see it and sniffed in
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3He turned toward his dog licking its balls. He stretched out his tongue but was just out of reach. "Damn it spot! You win again!" Spot stopped licking, held out it's paw, waiting