Finished Folds (21—40)
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3sashimi from the crevice of my prodigious rear end. She was a fan of all things Japanese and said my globes looked like a sumo wrestler's backside. It got kind of strange when
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6That's when the sentient crustaceans descended in their shell ships from the skies. They rounded every human up and forced them into fresh water lakes and boiled them all.
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2brought him another bucket. "This one was a spare," he said while a bit of chunky sputum dribbled down his triple chins. The mustached man looked in the half full bucket and said
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7and Ann Curry pointed toward Lauer, opened her mouth wide and shrieked.Miss Oreo was wrong.Vines from the new pod under Lauer's desk wrapped around his legs.His screams were short.
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5slipping toward the opened maw in the sand. My first thought was how do Kiwis climb trees, but my second thought was utter terror as I slipped through the hole next to Boba Fett
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7when a butt snake caught him in the ain. It was a pain, and with some disdain, SLJ pulled it out and jumped from the plane with a shout.
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6stashed under her bed. Every night she felt a bit tingly, she would pull one out and peruse it while thinking of her dream man Steven Hawking. She didn't know she was being watched
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5peach fuzz. That his hair would fall out because of Selleck's many 'stache gave Geraldo even more reason to deflate. He thought some hair tonic might do the trick so he
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2'cause agent 013 had a license to kill. He was big, purple and mean. Barney lept. The Hamburgler's screams echoed through the court as he tore off a large chunk. Mm special sauce!
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4was just considered to be a wanker. Rotary engines are always talking about tri-this and tri-that. V8 still thought he was hot crank case oil until the Jag rolled in. She had a V12
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2n it is grey and overcast and cold. The cold shrinks every guy up to the same size. The women can't laugh if everyone is the same size right? At least that is what I tell myself
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7VFD stood for Very Freaky Dude. VFD appreciated the invite to come over for some pizza. He didn't even notice Mort baked the pizza in the box because he had the munchies so bad.
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2on teh internets, unfortunately so was a lack of understanding simple English. Two guys jumped him and force an enema bottle up his arse shouting, "We are the colonal bandits, take
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5It all started when Obama and Limbaugh met in the restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. Limbaugh had entered his stall and taken his wide stance when Barry
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8you going to realize that while waffles are good, Eggos are better." I didn't have the heart to tell him that Kellogg had started to lace Eggos with crystal meth in order to
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3closed my zipper, wiggled my knees back and forth and shouted with enthusiasm "You can't touch this!" and damned if that little goose-stepping freak didn't flop out of the old barn
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1Presently, there is a man who is hiding something special in his underwear, his filthy, filthy underwear that he hasn't taken off since the mailman delivered
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7except for the pathologists from the convention, they pursued every drop and rolling turd, bagging and labeling them and then interviewing the passengers about their daily habits.
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4Unfortunately I was allergic to saki and my face swelled up 2 times its normal size. This was fortunate since it ended up scaring the skeletons away and I was able to escape my
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3dumped all the iThings into her iPurse. "Damn you bastard! I loved you almost as much as my iPad!" She plugged in her headphones and started listening to Flock of Seagulls and