Finished Folds (81—100)
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1I think about what the chicken flavor really is made out of as the piss cools. I wonder why piss cools so quickly as compared to a warm bath. The girl steps away. I thank her and
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6of our own in the back yard. We dug a huge pit using only spoons and attache cases to carry out the dirt. Eventually we would have a pool of our own and the Joneses would weep and
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2antennas. They looked like they got great reception. "Do you mind if I plug my TV in? I don't have cable and..." Shelly nodded and took off her bra and said
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2me. They ordered beans, broccoli and linguini al la garlico. Obviously they had not learned any manners from their mothers; they talked with their mouths full, belched and farted.
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2Simply Irresistible. It is a rediculous song but I was listening to it hoping that somehow it might rub off on me and let me get into her pants because
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3Microwave Mystery Meat Surprise. Since I fell in love with the portly lunch lady in high school I just couldn't get enough of mystery meat; McDonalds, Taco Bell, and now this. Yum.
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2120 proof moonshine and I had wanted a drink all day long. Unfortunately I also had wanted a cig all day as well and the lit one I was dragging on ignited my alcohol soaked shirt
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1These worlock cows also had tiger blood and adonis DNA. It was going to be hard to outrun them over the icy tundra of Northern Cali. Luckily we were packing some major heat so
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3and ran the geiger counter over it. Holy shit, I was packin' some major radioactive junk. I grabbed it, lifted it, and shook it just to make sure it was all still there. Small as
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1started with a bang as one of the swans tripped over the Chef's shotgun but it ended with a whimper as the Chef grabbed the leader and stuffed her full with malted barley.
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4The cure was a kiss from a drunk reticulated giraffe. Long blue tongue included. In fact you couldn't cure "Herpe-derpes" without the slobbery tongue juice. Guess that meant I had
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5A glistening drop of dew hung onto the edge of the fairy's just opened hollyhock flower and she stretched and picked her sharp little teeth. It looked like a good day to
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1accidentally grabbed a tube of KY jelly next to the AK-47 and squirt a stream of jelly into the air with a powerful grip. Obama sat next to Osama, being next in alphabetical order,
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3pull down the alien three legged pants and carefully guide the third leg into slot B thus ensuring a proper fit and thrust angle for the insemination to be successful and
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3another round of Jägermeister and passed them to the chimps surrounding her. They may be assholes but they sure knew how to hold their liquor. Jane slung back her shot amid hoots
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3it didn't matter since English majors tend to self destruct in a fiery ball of self-conflagration. Unfortunately, spontaneous combustion amongst lawyers wasn't so common so
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1was knocked back into her seat by a flying chunk of rotten watermelon. LaToya screamed in agony. Later that night she couldn't sleep so she pulled out a bottle of Propofol and
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2pudding laced with dragon fly wings and black adder tongues. Actually it sounded kind of delicious so I whipped up a brew of
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2and snuck out of the dressmaker's studio snickering at the thought of skinny models screaming in agony. The dressmaker was an ardent supporter of the YMCA so it was a fitting
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3In the beginning there was a void and someone shouted out, "Let there be Spam!" So there was and it was good. At least it was when the meat jelly was scraped off. Joe put down his