Finished Folds (41—60)
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10One of Frank's arms didn't work as well as the other as it had come from the left arm of famous pitcher Roger "Righty" Rolfenstein and was sewn on crooked. Beth still prattled on
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7macademia nuts. At least that is what she called the old dotty professors of the local college. She dated one for a few months before she realized those weren't his real teeth.
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3through the meaty part of her thumb. She screamed as the spike emerged from the other side and fainted dead away. The worm lept off her hand and left a trail of blood out the door.
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2Rush Leroy Beck. He was the combined clone of two of the last remaining "Real Men of America." Though entering the race late, even after Iowa and New Hampshire, he rocketed to the
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4I was always putting ice cubes in her water bowl to watch her bat them around in that cute little way that babushka cats have. The frostbitten paws soured her on our relationship.
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3that we should hang out together more often but it came out sounding like I was the second coming and she should prostrate herself before me. Damn my religious dyslexia! She smiled
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3her brown eyes & long red hair, the fresh summer breeze, the gingham blanket and the lovely picnic, the radioactive queen ant that blew into my mouth. I swallowed and she screamed
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1and the resulting gush of butt silicone would render her wrestling opponent harmless and flailing like an over-sized baby. Leaping through the air, she caught sight of her opponent
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4around a big hole watching one guy shoveling some dirt from one side of the hole to another. Then the high kids decided it was too much like gym class and wandered off to grab some
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4ceiling couldn't bear his weight when Mr. Farley jumped from the ladder and he crashed through the floor into the apartment below, right into Chrissy and Janet's bedroom where they
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1A flaccid giant penis. It reminded me of the movie Zardoz. I tried to remember the main actor in that impeccable movie and the amazing outfit he wore. It came to me as I tripped
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6above our gurneys flashed alien signs. After a while of clicking and turning dials I realized we were processing some sort of orders. One of this and one of that and then again and
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6Abu grabbed a hot 7-11 wiener in a gloved hand and stuck it near his eye. "You gonna dell us what we need do know or I'll sdick dis hot wiener somewhere you wond like very much."
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4I wagered $25 on "Mad Cow" to take out "Udder Doom" in the 4th round as she reminded me of an uncle who had suffered from bovine spongiform encephalopathy. The two cows circled and
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10my lost diamond encrusted toilet plunger. I had the Manatee P.I. searching the entire Bay of Biscay for it after it got sucked through my toilet after I laid an especially large
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2and said, "I can tell you have chin envy." He turned away and I realized they didn't look so much like a pair of breasts but more like a pair of freshly shorn
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7a bit let down. They had wanted more from Prince Charming and his new Princess. Perhaps a flogging of the fairy godmother. Executions were all good, but ended too quickly.
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1George shut down the simulation again. "Damn this thing. It always ends up chatting with chatbots and being sexually confused. Kind of reminds me of
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3it was growing uncontrollably, becoming more turgid every second and
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1demanded an eye for an eye and a giblet for a giblet. My rhodopsin was breaking down so I had to make a quick gettaway into the darkness of the coupe since the overhead light was