Finished Folds (101—117)
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0he would shout and they would hand over the brass dildoes and he would covet them and stroke them lovingly. Col. Mustard did love his shiny objects and at his parties used them to
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5and tried to squirm away. The man continued to suck on her dirty sock toes. He mumbled but she couldn't understand through dark stained cotton. He pulled it out and bit off the end
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3The sparrow got only one note out when a barbed arrow pierced its cheek and it fell to the floor. She gasped as a blonde man with pointy ears and a green doublet bowed & picked up
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2started flipping pages from the rear of the book. Plan T looked like a good one. Grape jelly, a lubricated condom and Old Spice deodorant; it was ingenious, but back to plan B. One
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4more baked beans. They would staunch the flow especially if they were cold and congealed. Once the flow had subsided, she and I could get down to business and
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2the Gauls all started to do a conga line through the gate. Idefix led the way, barking and yapping in victory. Once they were all in the village, they closed the gate. Fini.
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3had pickled Dodo eggs, fricasseed Californian Condor, basted Tasmanian Devil, roasted Sumatran Rhinoceros. The final delight was
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5poop-jitsu allowed him to retract and expand his bowels to hold the contents of 5 well-balanced meals consisting of the four main
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1The tube, being only loosely attached, fell out and the liquid dribbled out onto the floor. Horrified, he looked on as it congealed into a giggling mass and took the form of
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5tequilla, tequilla removed. As he chugged the final bottle and pushed the worm back into the bottle with his tongue his only thought was
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1Bree Olson lying on a gurney in a pool of her own sick. The orange and green chunks reminded him it was time for lunch. Mac and cheese and broccoli sounded good and would do nicely
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5He owned a sushi place that served good whale blubber, but I was more interested in hitching up with his sister Saki. In my eyes, she was 140 kilos of hot
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5the difference between bituminous, lignite and anthracite coal and I don't give a fuck. My thought of smashing her pie hole shut with a lingonberry pie is rudely interrupted by a
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2coprolite. She had a large collection and was always adding to it though sometimes she added ones that were not quite as fossilized as one would want. Still that smile made me
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1Cocker Spaniel's tail. The dog yelped and ran around in circles trying to lick its tail. It was so busy yelping and chasing that it didn't notice
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6He screamed as the cream covered his eyes for they were actually two small puffballs. As they shriveled and started to smoke he pointed his finger at me and
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1proceeded to parade around the tables waving blinking iPhones and chanting Steve Job's name in high pitched monotones. The lead geek stopped and