Finished Folds (61—80)
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0time she saw me she was really mad and looked at me with a death stare. One of her friends came over and beat the crap out of me and nobody stopped him. It was barely worth it.
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5e of his customer's mental condition and tried to engage him in conversation. This would prove to be a fatal error. From the back seat the passenger started making terrible jokes
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2Her round squishy body was perfect to make her way through the blockheads and soon she was squeezing Gumby with all the might her rotund mass could muster. Gumby squirmed and
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4and lectured him mercilessly on the redundancy of his law. Murphy was so shamed by Fate's lecture and veiled insults that he promptly vacated the lexicon of human ideas and went to
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4His tormenter then showed him a number of records detailing the myriad ways that he'd brought shame to the kingdom. He hung his head in shame and accepted his banishment to Detroit
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5libido. On this instance, his libido won out. He let her travel with him for the rest of his adventure at his expense, asked for nothing in return and she didn't offer.
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2his giant Freudian cigar. There would be time enough for looking for signs, for the moment there was a plot they needed to concern themselves with. Unfortunately, she had lost it.
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3had installed a lot of different fear controls in my current brain which kept me docile and unhappy for the remainder of my days, never to threaten the world again.
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5As the great beast rose above a shattered Tokyo, it's nostrils flaring in triumph, a giant spaceship landed in front of it, and out of that spaceship came a giant robot made of
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2There would be many times shitting my pants in front of or in the midst of large crowds, but on Saturday the 28th, 2012, I had the the shit that would lead to my greatest adventure
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2of spam." The show was quite a success, and the audience grew and grew. Slowly but surely laws started to be made in response to the creative violence and copious injuries in each
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3The missile did manage to take out about twenty civilians, so it wasn't a total loss. Hopefully my tongue bump would be healed by next week when my target would be in scenic Paris
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5term limits were put in place and the human lifespan was limited. This was the only way God found to end the evil reign of Steve Jobs as he wasn't powerful enough to face him direc
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3the most satisfying songs for show tunes a crowd could hope to hear. They would never be the ideal lyricists for a show however, what with their locust-centric themes and limited
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4ignored by a hungry public intent on watching only the highest caliber of scripted entertainment. The public's taste was so incredibly high brow that it became quite a chore to
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6This is a story about a band that changed the world. A band of lovable drunkards who would get so inebriated that they would practice their instruments together for hours at a time
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5This is the story of how I, Frank Burgstein, humble professional coprophiliac, got to be the first pope who wasn't Catholic, and the only pope to convert the whole world.
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3A chinese food based economy is a realistic and feasible system and here's how:
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6As I gazed over the canyon filled with squid, I thought about my 12 children and wonder what could come of them. Then I dove in. The millions of squid fought hard but one by one I
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4I opened the door to the fire station and cats just poured out of the door in a never-ending cascade. I pushed forward and was soon completely submerged in cats, my open mouth