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  with the most tenuous employment, and now that Timo The Middle Managers job was no longer needed he found himself having an identity crisis. Who was Timo The Middle Manager, really

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  2012-12-14 00:16:16

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  I pulled a muscle in my face and had to be rushed to the hospital. Once there I was unable to witness my father's continued confusion and had to imagine it, careful not to move my

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  2012-12-14 00:13:31

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  stubborn and proud to admit to making such a terrible purchase. Rather than admit to this basic failing in consumer savvy they stayed married for decades and had sixteen children.

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  2012-12-14 00:10:40

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  needed to know though, was how, because I currently had a party in my pants that would make what she had in mind rather challenging, As the hundred attendees got drunker and louder

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  2012-11-29 19:21:47

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  My thoughts flashed to several different styles of urine before settling on something palatable. As the flavor of wet dog filled my mouth I wondered why I didn't think of food.

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  2012-11-29 19:18:35

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  money, but it was ridiculously profitable all year around, as there was an abundance of bad smells in the village. All the febreze kept the village from knowing the source till it

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  2012-11-22 00:15:00

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  and that mouse bit the heck out of me and gave me rabies. Why I put him in my shoe eluded me after the onset of rabies, but I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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  2012-11-21 08:25:59

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  unprepared were us We-Wees for the great war that would erupt over the politically correct way to refer to transgendered nazi pedophile narcissist Jewish-Muslim population.

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  2012-11-14 21:06:00

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  the counter to get themselves some delicious taco bell tacos, the only brand of tacos sure to lift their spirits and heal their numerous life threatening injuries.

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  2012-11-05 20:37:01

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  she submitted to the unicorn for the final scene of this pornographic masterpiece. The video was wildly popular and she went on to star in a series of unicorn on girl tapes for the

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  2012-11-05 20:35:44

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  ransisco anti-circumcision parade! Quick, put on your penis costume, we're gonna have to run real fast to make the bus! Hey, aren't those your friends from school across the

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  2012-11-05 20:28:45

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  Pros: Not a lot of strenuous physical activity, lot of downtime, great for lazy characters. Fortunately this was more of a children's game too, so it wasn't too dark and gloomy.

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  2012-11-05 17:29:32

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  and puking, at the same time. Most of the students hadn't built up the tolerance to quaaludes that she had and she overestimated the proper dose dramatically. As the Paramedics

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  2012-11-05 17:25:37

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  the classic ghost costume for her in an attempt to completely conceal hear appearance, but her misshapen head and uniquely obese body showed through the thick sheet used for the

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  2012-11-04 00:59:24

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  ght? Right, except his roommate new absolutely nothing about dinosaurs except what they looked like. The roommate pounced on our hero in a wild frenzy uncharacteristic of any

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  2012-09-26 07:51:59

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  finger towards the pelts, ordering his minions to gather them up. These pelts would make a nice new coat, and the remainder could be sold for a tidy profit.

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  2012-09-26 07:49:20

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  would soon be the proud owner of a Cabbage Patch Kid. Something was wrong with my formula or process though, as a vicious gang of Garbage Pail Kids grew out of the ground instead.

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  2012-09-15 11:12:30

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  the competition was ridiculous, having a knife so precise it could cut precise molecules out of the cells of the fish which were then used to arrange an elaborate bonsai tree.

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  2012-07-11 23:39:35

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  Hell, his anal problem will be the least of his worries when he wakes up, the parasites he's swarming with are gonna be with him for years probably. Oh well, he asked for it.

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  2012-07-11 23:36:25

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  the joke wore thin and the dead clown bodies just kept piling up. Clown's aren't known for being very attractive. So he confronted the Ringling Bros. Mafia with the loss of income

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  2012-07-09 16:07:41