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-olved around in my blender with tomatoes and hot peppers until the guacamole that was to change my life emerged with a resounding splop onto my festive platter. From that moment

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l, because u look like a twig and I need a girl with some humps. So that's y. Now I'm with m and she's just the b's knees. I hear j and Silent e talking about you though so maybe

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back down you had to zipline. Of course only the most dauntless teens would do that. The other factions were much too daunted by the exclusivity of the top floor cool kid party to

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I suggested "Quran toting rapscallion" but it was ruled confrontatioal. Darlene suggested "smoothie" abd it went over well until she was asking for their lunch orders which came

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no, not again. Rumspringa is supposed to be once. I made my choice. Why rehash it again after all this time. You married Ulve and I am shunned. What would you tell his children?

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e virgin mission of the starship Sparkle. All the crew members were former planets. After orientation, Earth was assigned to Navigation. Yes, we are aware that makes no sense.

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women should pay slightly more money for the same product, but make slightly less money in the same job. The Matriarch was pleased

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nk wallpaper and pulled out my "firebird metamorphasis spellbook of the ages" 'NOMO LATUNIS SECLORUM, INTUIO HOMOGEN TERILLO' I chanted something latun I think... Irina started con

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-oy! "Who do you have to do what to?" I asked, but by then Sean was playing something on his cell phone and had forgotten to attack me. Secretly, I was not sorry. I was glad.

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We all snapped to attention and little Toby wet his pants. "They had red eyes and were the size of my fist!" Grandpa raved, "and by the time they were done, the farm was picked