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toes! So where was the other one? I must have been in shock as I didn't feel any pain. Fido continued to nibble on his prize while I hopped around in search of the missing toe.

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So one day a man walked into a gun store he was finna buy a .38 colt and a .50 caliber rifle but there was guns but no bullets the man said ill sue the shit out his place

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-relessly ended his sentence after the first 1 1/2 words. She slapped him, hoping to wake up his stalled mind. He sued her for assault. She countersued for negligence, citing that

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"oh damn well aint our fault yall lost your shit" "well see about htat she said and 2 months later theys was in court a the agreement is a 50$ recompisation

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hair pulled down over his Dumbo ears. As clowns go, he wasn't scary at all. In fact, he was fat, dumpy, and stupid, so why was I playing hide-and-go-seek with him? He needed a

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hanging down to his naked shoulders, covering both of his fig-leafed ears. He was disgusting: his pasty-white beer belly flopping around like a land-locked whale. "Come out, come

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"Try me. . . I've had more opportunities than you could even imagine. . . You only live once. . . As soon as I fold this line, I'm stripping naked and heading out the front door.

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What? I'll tell you "what" the second you stop sucking your thumb. . .if you had half a brain, you'd still be a nitwit. . .it's for me to know and for you to find out. . .

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I can really see how crispbread could go big in the US. I could really see it in my mind, the Romanov Pumpernickel crispbread, the mealy humble pie crispbread, crow crispbread.

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This crispbread had me paraphrasing a scene from Scott Pilgrim but I didn't have a Ramona Flowers to save me. I can't fit through the door. I have not been out of this room in over