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to Belvedere...but he'd have questions; "where's Mufflenose?, why'd Jehoosephlax eat the Bedouin?", How come Runion has blood on his door?" OOOOOHHH I could

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So the moral of your story is that your faith trumps the law? Your example only succeeds if the wife is tricked into breaking her vows and you are OK with that? No moral quandaries

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The YokoOnoTron's movements could be considered smooth if you disregarded their lurching. You could say it was a attractive mecha if you didn't know the definition of attractive.

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rodeo. The cowgirl sat on the edge of my desk and fiddled with her lasso. I wasn't about to investigate the murder, but she roped me in.

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sented are closer than they appear. Your witty come-backs have come home to roost. You look at the wrinkles on your forehead. Well-paid for misspent youth. Mirrors don't

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to record his recollections of all the people he did meet when he walked down the street. The next time, Rembrandt in his Rapidoscope travelled in time to Times Square.

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There was a bit of trouble understanding 'they'. It had never experienced the Other. Other was Other precisely because it experienced the Other, even with itself. We insisted it

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Sometimes it seems like you all think I am a ginger. Like I don't have a soul. I do. Just not mine. It was given to me by a nice lady on the bus when I was 7 years old. She didn't

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Stop showing us what is behind the curtain. We don't want to see it anymore. Take it outside. Give them a proper funeral. Let their families know. Wash your hands. Wash them again.

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I confronted myself over what I had done. I didn't care for it plus it felt like a betrayal. I should have my own back.I shouldn't be climbing on own back like that. Still, I was