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Dressed in new dapper duds, Temperance strolled into a so-called Gentlemen's Club. Expecting to see debonair gents sipping brandy and smoking cigars, she was surprised

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a clown car, Alfred somberly applies make up to his face. He steps out from the locker room and marches to where Sgt. Funzo is briefing the men on attacking enemy zeppelins.

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Wannabe´s they didn´t know the true meaning of being an armchair meteorologist , oceanographers they missed soul in their articles and true fascination for what they did. He took a

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The midget was known as 'Herset', the Guardian of Closet Doors. Herset would unleash monsters on wicked children and keep them away from the nice. Gary had been particularly bad.

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he'd lost feeling in one foot and his other foot was trying to wake it up. He pulled off his shoe and thanked his foot for waking the other up. But then before his foot could reply

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to a flannel-wearing lumberjack and used the proceeds to bury my sorrow in Boston Cream Pie and a fifth of 7up. That's when the dame with legs up to here walked into my

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the cylindrical apparatus that spun at 4000 RPM for six minutes before releasing the babymaking juice into the Rube Goldberg machine that took 84 steps to simply deposit the fluid

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y what the pointy end of the mouse does to a Brazillan Wandering Spider in a clinical testing environment. It would be no surprise if the researchers were nominated for an ig Nobel

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the ministrations of nerds. But for their sweaty, asthmatic countenance, they'd be our Google glass-wearing lords. My son scratched the "gl" off the logo of my pair. "Google Ass,"

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As the office lamp of destiny predicted, my work as an accountant quickly became much more stressful and I tried to function as normal before quickly burning out and resorting to