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It folds around your buttered toast soul like the joy of finding your true purpose. I was in love. He was hot & sexy & totally covered in fur. Chewbacca, I thought. You beast of

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kin. But i feel ok. bite bite bite it i say. Trump is no chump. Immortal his hair. Now we are there. It will get still better I swear...

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...the twins were here. It wasn't a problem, they slept in the top floor, and we were doing our job down in the garage. But just as Dan was feeling most sure that they wouldn't get

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They knew they needed a place to crash. When at Lollapallooza, they stayed at 2537 N. Clark St. Apt. A. It was right over Starbucks. Luckily they had Joe's phone number. He agreed.

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Je dit aux mes amis! "Tous qui parle français, peux écrite ici tous leurs éspoirs ou/or if you don't speak French you can still write all your hopes and wishes here."

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go jump in a Hawaiian volcano. He got all piss at me and threw his bag of Cap'n Crunch: Oops All Berries at me. I swiftly dodged the sugary projectile and lunged for the bunny's th

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Bills's heart monitor pinged. "We have to move the body right now!" He told Hillary. "It may be dumped in Choctaw Ridge, off the Tallahachee Bridge", Hillary replied.

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"What do you mean the robots are on strike? They can't do that. I own them. They work 24/7 or I send in the strike breakers"

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killing the entire species. It was Clinton or die. The Martians had done everything in theory power to stop the rival species king, Donald Trump, from being elected, but prospects

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"Copy and paste this whole thing and see how far it gets," created the evil story folder. "these are the kinds of people we try and stop," the folding story officer proclaimed, "to